ProCo 204: The Five People You Eat in Heaven – Webheads

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Christopher Booker really thought he was being slick when he said there are only 7 basic plots – but after some thoughtful research I think we’ve beat him by 4. When it comes to internet videos, there are only three plots as far as we’re concerned: guy gets hit in nuts, animal does something cool, and redneck has nice life. Dont @ us, we’ve done our homework.

Zach gets confused by the Elvis movie, Jared has three specific questions before he goes to a concert, and Adam would be bummed to meet Slimer in heaven.

Talking Points Include: Big Time Rush in 2022, Harry Styles ft. Michael Jordan, Slime Consistency, Eating Contest in Heaven, Idiot Factor Returns, Uphill Skiing, The Chuck Machine

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July 11, 2022

ProCo 203: Taika Is Very Busy – The Big Fib

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Hang on… do you feel that? The hot, humid air. The longer days. Livin’ is easy and the fish are jumpin’. It can only mean one thing – THE SUMMER OF SUMMERS IS BACK BABY! Somehow we find more kids game shows that we have not yet done and are able to keep this bit alive. Now check us out as we do one of our favorite things and lie to some children.

Zach thinks Rhys Darby is on the ceiling, Jared defends Rhys Darby’s looks, and Adam didn’t actually think Rhys Darby was a robot.

Talking Points Include: Sausage Party Spec Scripts, Dan Aykroyd’s Reasonable Vodka, We Know Celebrities, Everywhere Else is British, Foam As Punishment, Disney’s Green-lighting Process, A Liar In Our Midst

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July 6, 2022

ProCo 202: Three Men and a Brainby – Beat the Brain

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Individuals have a handful of basic needs in order to survive. Krang has food, water, and clothing. He has safety and security with his gang of villains. He certainly has self actualization and his esteem is through the roof. However, we three cupids think Krang could use some help in the love and belonging category – and we have just the match.

Zach wants to try a Cam Jansen approach, Jared guesses at Bebop and Rocksteadys’ relationship status, and Adam can’t tell who is or isn’t a robot.

Talking Points Include: Pride Burn, Double Clap, A Good Brain Age, Didja Get It?, Jeb Bush American Jigolo, The Music Krang, Prisoner Cam Janson, Thritch

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July 1, 2022

ProCo 201: Wait ‘Till I Get My Sword – Is It Cake?

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Welcome to ProCo Season 3: Junior Year! Now that we are upper classmen, there are gonna be a few changes around here. Get ready for more big boy attitude, more words of wisdom, more threats involving swords, and just as much Willy Wonka discussion.

Zach is doing a lot more impressions, Jared is bringing more attitude, and Adam is becoming more sagely.

Talking Points Include: ProCo Junior Year, Masked Singer National Tour, Everyone’s Eatin’ Cake, We’ve Been Quibied, Besting The Trunchbull, The God Sword, Bring ‘Em Down To Our Level

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June 20, 2022

Feed Drop – Brackets 29: Stephon Marbury Doesn’t Speak Chinese

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Your favorite professional game show contestants are busy busy boys, and after 200 episodes we think we deserve a little break. So for the next few weeks, the ProCo feed will release the first couple episodes of our brand new season of Brackets! Check it out, and then go over to the Brackets feed, check out other episdoes, and subscribe there too.

Welcome back to Brackets! We’re kicking off our second season with one Brackets newcomer and one old pro. Join us with guests Adam De La Fuente and Sam Otter as we ring in our new season with discussions about pooping in public, the worst kind of vans, and a whole lot more basketball than anyone expected. ‘Guess the Baby’ vs ‘Lazy Dares’

‘Lick Test Dummy’ vs ‘Thick Palms’

‘True Pudding’ vs ‘Bathroom Agent’

Featuring: Adam De La Fuente, Sam Otter, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer and Editor: Adam Decker

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May 9, 2022

ProCo 200: Some Plans Are Stinkers – A Retrospective

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Wow, 200 episodes. Over 4 years. In that time we have come up with a lot of wild schemes to win game shows, and we will be the first to admit that we didn’t bat 100%. But with all this experience and knowledge, can we look back and improve a few of our weaker plans? Probably not, but we are sure gonna try!

Zach fixes Oh Sit, Jared fixes Hole in the Wall, and Adam fixes Russian Roulette.

Talking Points Include: Is It Really 200, Our Humble Beginnings, Zach Might See a Ferrari, Do We Like Game Shows, Double Butt, Characters Welcome, We Get Karate Kidded, There’s Many Things Wrong With The Bubblegum Plan, Our Horniest Plan, Thank You

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April 25, 2022

ProCo 199: Boo Radley Gets MythBusted – The Neighbors

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Is this man actually a mean and evil person, or is he just a recluse? Could someone actually shoot a rabid dog from this distance? Can a ham costume truly stop a knife? We’re asking these questions and more on our quest to bust some classic literary myths. You may be surprised to find that things aren’t always as they seem.

Zach is Herman Munster, Jared is Kramer, and Adam is Marie Barone.

Talking Points Include: Old Man Star Trek, Who Can Jump the Shark, Game Show Collectors, Definitely Understanding Inflation, Wine Mom Content, Adam’s Neighbor Relationships, Definitely Understanding WandaVision, MythBusting Harper Lee, Becoming Sitcom Archetypes

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April 18, 2022

ProCo 198: MTV Will Smash Your Grandma – Trashed

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Here’s some free advice, from the game show professionals to you, dear listener. DO NOT offer any of your personal items to MTV if you don’t want them to get smashed. This includes, but is not limited to, Michelangelo’s David, The Declaration of Independence, a cage of tigers, and/or your biological grandmother. Arm yourselves with knowledge, people.

Zach’s carabiner is keeping the tigers at bay, Jared is holding a grenade, and Adam has dirt on Chris Hardwick.

Talking Points Include: Baseball is Closed, Government Lock-Ins, Presidential Bowling, The Hardwick Bell Curve, The 90’s Vibe, I Am MTV, Game vs Show, Historical Document NFTs

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April 11, 2022

ProCo 197: Pearl Harbor, Nebraska – My Kind of Town

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There is no denying that small towns have a certain charm. The quaint environment they provide is something you just can’t get in bigger cities. But know this, every single one also has something weird going on. It might be troll themed. It might have a hyperfixation on a sitcom from the 60s. It might name itself after American tragedies and host an oyster festival despite not being costal. Ok, we made that last one up, but you get the point.

Zach brings sherry, Jared gets roasted by his hometown, and Adam truly misunderstands Alf.

Talking Points Include: Frasier Vibes, Spin Off Combos, Spooky Re-Edits, Bug Pranks, Not Our Hometown, Mayberry Fest, Making a Weird Town, The Landlocked Oyster Festival, Wolf Flu, Cold Hard Cash

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April 4, 2022

ProCo 196: Ladies Love Templeton – Strip Poker

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Let’s just get this out of the way right at the top here, this episode is a little *blue.* But what would you expect when we have to talk about a show about strip poker from the late 90’s? At least there’s no way a beloved childrens’ book would ever be involved, right? …RIGHT?!?!

Zach has created several strip games, Jared reveals his Blue Man ignorance, and Adam unironically watches poker.

Talking Points Include: A Sad Story, Presidental Credit, A Bad Battle of the Sexes, Babe is for Boys, I Got Hard in Studio City, Homemade Strip Games, Stripping vs Gambling, Tradmark Tattoos

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March 28, 2022