Christopher Booker really thought he was being slick when he said there are only 7 basic plots – but after some thoughtful research I think we’ve beat him by 4. When it comes to internet videos, there are only three plots as far as we’re concerned: guy gets hit in nuts, animal does something cool, and redneck has nice life. Dont @ us, we’ve done our homework.

Zach gets confused by the Elvis movie, Jared has three specific questions before he goes to a concert, and Adam would be bummed to meet Slimer in heaven.

Talking Points Include: Big Time Rush in 2022, Harry Styles ft. Michael Jordan, Slime Consistency, Eating Contest in Heaven, Idiot Factor Returns, Uphill Skiing, The Chuck Machine