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Every great spicy wing eating competition consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called “The Pledge.” The chef shows you something extremely spicy: a hot wing doused in bright red sauce. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed really, truly, spicy. But of course… it always is. The second act is called “The Turn.” The consumer then takes the wing and eats the entire thing. Now you’re looking for the discomfort… and you’ll find it, because of course this hot sauce is absurd. You want to see them sweat. You want to hear the hiccups. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because eating something spicy isn’t enough; you have to keep it down. That’s why every spicy wing eating competition has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige.”

Zach explains his bumpy tongue, Jared will not accept Melissa McCarthy as his Ursula, and Adam once ate spicy wings for medicinal purposes.

Talking Points Include: Talking Points Include: The DJ Stylings of Diesel, Flame Protected Milkshakes, Potentially Unnecssary Paramedics, Dirt Identifying Tongue, Picasso’s Wing Period, The Prestige Spoilers, The Spiciest Sauce We’ve Ever Eaten, Wing Bearers