Who among us can truly claim to know the innerworkings of a centaur. There has to be some stuff going on in there that we humans cannot even fathom. However, we don’t have to understand it to know that those guys would be great at jousting. Horse and man, together as one, cannot be stopped. Now all we have to do is find a witch to turn Jared into one.

Zach searches for a local witch, Jared is going to stop half-way through his Animorph, and Adam is Speckles The Horse.

Talking Points Include: Losing the Derby, Centaur Anatomy, The Top Model Barn, A Knight’s Tale is Real, Horse Memories, Don’t Get Tobiased, Horse Potion, A New Bad Pokemon