We here at Professional Contestants are on the cutting edge of technology, infrastructure, and innovation. Through our unique outlook on the world, we are able to dream up concepts that others’ minds are unable to achieve. Now… yes this one does happen to just be a 300 mile long toaster, but we really think it’s gonna change the world!

Zach explains why comedy is funny, Jared really loves a Mr. Peanut joke, and Adam comes up with a groundbreaking new mode of transportation.

Talking Points Include: Three Exotic Trips, Humanity Runs on Dunkin, Bergeron-ing Comedians, Designing the Next Great Vehicle, Conveyor Belt Pirates, It’s A Bagel Cooker!, Doula Breathing, What We WONT Do to Win, eBaum’s World Lives