ProCo 215: Tight Ass, I Punch – Fight of the Living Dead

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Jared has long preached about his rule that applies not just to haunted houses, but life at large: if someone touches you, you can touch them back. However, those rules may apply more to this game show than any other we’ve done before. Everyone step back, becasue we’re gonna punch doors, we’re gonna punch actors, we might even punch a nun! Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Zach hates most YouTubers, Jared will fight The Pope, and Adam truly misunderstands what a worm is.

Talking Points Include: A True Navy Seal, What Even Is a Mammal, Professor Oak Lays Eggs, Even More Apple Orchard Monster Lore, A Relic of YouTube Red, Return of Haunted House Rules, Getting Paddled, We’re Gonna Wreck It

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October 17, 2022

ProCo 214: Ernest Goes to Boot Camp – Flinch

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As we continue to march further into the spookiest of all the months, we also continue our trend of spending half of the episode talking at length about the deep fiction surrounding the Apple Orchard Monster. We know what you want, so here it is – thirty minutes of the actual original journal entries detailing the story of Zach and Adam’s childhood backyard spectres, and thirty minutes of a game show that is going to drive us straight into the arms of a drill instructor.

Zach loves seeing people get shocked, Jared hates how quickly the show goes ‘Jackass’, and Adam reveals two of his five favorite things.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s Peanut Butter Debacle, The Journal of Jonathon Crabtree, A New Different Jack The Ripper, Monster Hash, Loving The Pain, Tank Insurance, Earnest Goes to The Hype House

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October 12, 2022

ProCo 213: The Apple Orchard Monster Extended Lore – Escape the Undertaker

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Welcome back all you witches and ghouls, the most slithery time of the year has returned! That’s right, Snake With Big Teeth is upon us once again. This year, we kick off our celebration the only way we know how, going on a spooky themed tangent for about 20 minutes and then trying to figure out what The Undertaker’s greatest fear might be. One thing we know for sure, it isn’t sandwiches.

Zach accidentally reveals his actual greatest fear, Jared thinks The Undertaker might be scared of a strip tease, and Adam has never been on a Haunted Hayride.

Talking Points Include: A Special Snake With Big Teeth Month, The Haunted Hayride, Uninspired Monster Names, A WWE Crash Course, The Magic of The Urn, Grimace Island, The Undertaker’s Sandwich Strength, Shaping Our Biggest Fears

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October 3, 2022

ProCo 212: Three Rooms – Bullsh*t the Game Show

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The energy in the room was a little different than usual when we were recording this episode, which is to say, the energy was in three different rooms. But look, we are artists, and we know how to harness that energy. So welcome to Three Rooms – three thirds of a podcast episode, each with a different director. Table of Contents – Room 1: Ass Based Super Hero, Room 2: Lots of Jokes and Japes, Room 3: Dog Barks Everywhere.

Zach discovers he can do an obscure impression, Jared deepfakes Alex Trebek, and Adam defends Little Monsters.

Talking Points Include: Human Back-Up Cam, Tony Glutes, Howie Slap Bracelets, Goofy Does A Mickey, Please Download This Podcast, Deo LiCaprio, The US War With The Rock, The Phantom of the White House

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September 26, 2022

ProCo 211: The Triple Down – No Recipe Road Trip

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An indisputable truth: adding more meat to a meal can only make it better. It has been proven with KFC’s legendary dish, The Double Down. So if a double down is good, then a Triple Down must be even better – and we are tripling down on EVERYTHING.

Zach wants to build a bridge to England, Jared is secretly Mr. Bolkovich, and Adam is fed up with Avatar 2.

Talking Points Include: Our Royal Platforms, Ten Years of Avatar, A Beef With James Cameron, Dinosaurs Are Birds, A Power Vaccum Is Created While Eating Hot Wings, Alex Trebek’s Pokemon Journey, Liver King Energy

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September 13, 2022

ProCo 210: Jon Arbuckle’s The Thing – The Final Straw

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Sometimes the classic techniques hold up the best. For example, we don’t need all these fancy visual effects in modern movies – just put a spaceship on some fishing line for a much cheaper and just as effective result. So what do we do when we need to make towers topple and boys fly? Well if it was good enough for Hollywood it’s good enough for us.

Zach introduces the wildest Hotel Transylvania character, Jared wants to do a flubber, and Adam’s greatest scam story is revealed.

Talking Points Include: Scooter Talk, Naked Biking, Big Jenga Stategies, Masterclass With Nana, Garfield Jenga, Creepy Sex Foot, Panda Manning, The Dancing Bean

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September 6, 2022

ProCo 209: For Your Emmy Consideration in Sound Mixing – That’s My Dog

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This year, for National Dog Day, we’re here to tell you that it’s hard to train a dog. As proof we have a special guest on the episode – Zach’s real life dog June, who runs amok the whole time. We three, however, are already quite well trained, so if one of us could become a dog… well then we’d have something cookin’.

Zach attempts to wrangle a dog, Jared warns us about gun dogs, and Adam hopes to pass as a dog.

Talking Points Include: Movie Pass Is Back, No More Winking, Wishbone Hefner, The Best Professional Dogs, Boston Dynamic Has Gone Too Far, Truth About The Dog Whisperer, A Man-Dog Of Our Nightmares

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August 29, 2022

Episode 23: Housegasm Set ft. DJ Ron Geronimo

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Thank you all for joining us at DRAMA: At The Rodeo! For those of you who weren’t there, here’s a taste of what you missed. Check out the latter half of the live set performed by DJ Mohammad for DRAMA: At The Rodeo – make sure you don’t miss the next one!

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August 27, 2022

ProCo 208: Farting in the Hellraiser Box – Distraction

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We can proudly say that for this one we have come up with a fully original plan – mostly because we doubt that anyone in history has ever tried to cross the paths of Pinhead and Johnny Knoxville. But hey, if it can prepare Jared to endure pain and win this game show then it’s worth it! Pour one out for Bam’s Dad though, he really didn’t deserve to be put in the Hellraiser box.

Zach lays out his Jimmy Kimmel spec script, Jared educates us on paella, and Adam knows Miss Hannigan’s first name.

Talking Points Include: Mr. Bundles’ Sexual Resume, A New Deal For Christmas, The Orphan Rags to Riches Challenge, Drew Carey Pulls, The Guillermo Girls, Jackass X Hellraiser

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August 23, 2022

Episode 22: Drama At The Rodeo ft. DJ Mohammad

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Thank you all for joining us at DRAMA: At The Rodeo! For those of you who weren’t there, here’s a taste of what you missed. Check out the latter half of the live set performed by DJ Mohammad for DRAMA: At The Rodeo – make sure you don’t miss the next one!

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August 18, 2022