Halloween

ProCo 247: Do You Like Jigsaw? Check Yes or No – Saw VI

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Happy belated Snake Day everyone! We once again will be celebrating the only way we know how, by submitting ourselves to the next horrible installment of the Saw franchise. Will Zach pay enough attention to remember the plot of the movie at all? Will Jared be unnecessarily mean to Tobin Bell’s performance? Will Adam be able to hide the fact that he actually likes these movies a little bit? Tune in to our sixth installment to find out!

Zach skipped part of the movie, Jared has some Oogie Boogie related questions, and Adam remembers the extended plot of Saw way too well.

Talking Points Include: A 4DX Experience, Attempting to Summarize Saw, Tobin Bell’s Masked Singer, Trap By Trap Breakdown, The Dog Pound, Saw is Becoming Predictable, Jigsaw Family Feud, Importance of Flexibility, A Meta Saw Finale

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November 14, 2023

ProCo 246: It’s Frankenstein’s Birthday and You’re Invited – All-Star Halloween Spectacular

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Picture this. Halloween night is quickly approaching. You are hard at work getting together your costume and want to make sure you have the best possible plans to show it off. You’re struggling to find the right event, and then you get the email. You’re invited. Frankenstein’s birthday. DM for address. What would you do to make it to that party? Answer: absolutely anything.

Zach trusts Fester to go get ice, Jared pushes for a Frasier reboot with Dracula, and Adam wants watermellon.

Talking Points Include:  I Want Watermellon, Mail Corner, Mr. Peabody’s March To The Sea, Creepy House/PeePee House, Mount Rushmore of Spooky Figures, Come for Frankenstein Stay for Fester, Frank’s Place, Can I Be Frank?, Frankenstein’s Presidential Pardon

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October 30, 2023

ProCo 245: Bear Turismo – Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge

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I think it’s safe to say that many CEOs of big companies have daddy issues, and if Inception has taught us anything, it’s that by exploiting those daddy issues, you can get said CEO to give up their company. All we need to do is adapt it for our situation. Get rid of all the dream stuff, add a hyper realistic puppet of Jim Henson, maybe a little bit of Leo Dicaprio in a bear suit to boot, and before you know it we’ll be the puppet master CEOs of Jim Henson’s Creature Shop!

Zach insists the Hardy Boys will lead us to victory, Jared thinks Banksy is Gonzo, and Adam wants to do an Ernie.

Talking Points Include: Real No Water Emergen-C, Veto Veto Veto, Enjoying The Spooky Season, We Love Puppeteers, First Idea Worst Idea, The First Ever Inside Kiss, Henson Inception, An Exclusive Reveal of Banksy’s Identity, The Muppets Do A Manhattan Project

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October 9, 2023

ProCo 217: Butter Us Up and Slip Away – Saw 5

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Happy Snake Day! As is our burden once every year, we return to you having viewed the next unfortunate installment in the Saw franchise. Did we finally find a Saw movie we enjoy? Well… let’s just say we were happy to have the final few entries in the Apple Orchard Monster saga to talk about afterward as a palate clenser.

Zach want’s everyone in Saw to wear a nametag, Jared encourages deep breathing and clear thinking, and Adam tries (and fails) to correctly use a classic theatrical term.

Talking Points Include: We’ve Got Jump Scares, Our Snake Day Costumes, Saw Keeps Getting Worse, Rocky Bababooey, The Obligatory Kramer vs Kramer Joke, We’ve Got Mail, Apple Orchard Monster Ends

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October 31, 2022

ProCo 216: Bless This Pump – Punkin Chunkin

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We tried to take a break from strictly spooky vibes today in favor of something just a bit more fall themed, but the scariest things aren’t always ghosts and ghouls. Some may say the scariest thing is damnation, and these Punkin Popes are gonna be sure this pumpkin goes to Heaven.

Zach builds catapults every year, Jared plans to save the pumpkin’s soul, and Adam want’s to hack a drone into the pumpkin.

Talking Points Include: Pre-Saw Blues, Chianti-o’s, Apple Orchard Monster Continued, Forbidden Fruit of the Loom, Redneck Engineering, Our Bad Catapult Experience, Our Good Catapult Experience, Pumpkin Rapture

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October 27, 2022

ProCo Episode 175: Beauty and The Jigsaw – Saw IV

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We know what you’re thinking. Why would we continue this tradition if we hate the Saw movies so much? Honestly, we’re not sure. Even OUR commitment to bits isn’t THAT strong. But as the movies get more convoluted, our plans reach both extremes. Meaning? We are either going to time travel, or do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Zach’s tummy hurts, Jared makes a legally binding Saw Pact, and Adam stumbles over a long winded movie synopsis.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day, Saw Books, Production Background, The Gilmore Guy, Saw at Home, Baby’s First Trap, Don’t Burst Through Doors, Jigsaw’s Gag Reflex, A Very Good Production Calendar, All His Traps Are Ass

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October 25, 2021

ProCo Episode 174: The 100 Year Basketball Shot – Escape the Night

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To be honest, we kinda feel like we got tricked by this show. It’s supposed to be a reality competition show, but like, its trying to be a spooky drama too? All the contestants know it isn’t real, but they still act like they believe it? Well you know what, we’ll simplify all this a bit. Let’s give em’ something to talk about, how bout’ a real life monster house.

Zach makes some startling discoveries about modern content creation, Jared remains the resident expert on Monster House, and Adam doesn’t know the difference between NCIS and CSI.

Talking Points Include: Reflection Time for Mark Harmon, We Got Tricked, All The YouTubers Zach Knows, Escape the Asteroid, Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island, Arthur Slash Fiction, Monster House Rules, Dude You’re Perfect

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October 20, 2021

ProCo Episode 173: How To Very Much Get Caught Doing A Murder – Killer Camp

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What’s your definition of blackmail? Does it vary? Like, if you blackmail someone who’s living paycheck to paycheck that’s completely unethical. But, like, the people over at the CW have a whooooollllee lot of money. So they can afford it, right?  Please validate us.

Zach defends his RoboCop Joke, Jared wants more food dunks, and Adam promises not to spoil Scream. 

Talking Points Include: The REAL Chicago Marathon, NO DUNKING,  All You Classic Summer Camp Tropes, Freddy vs Friday, The Premise Falls Apart, The CW is Planting a Garden, That RoboCop Show, It’s Good To Be Bad

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 172: Boris is my Landlord – Terror Towers

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The leaves are falling, there’s a chill in the air, and giant spiders are ordering takeout. That can only mean one thing, Snake With Big Teeth month is back baby! We begin the month with a show that, though we really have no desire to win, we can guarantee has GREAT vibes. Steve and Boris welcome us into the Terror Towers.

Zach has a lot to say about slime, Jared remembers our mandatory Garfield class, and Adam checks his receipts to recall a story.

Talking Points Include: The Game is Afoot, Adam’s Quarter Conundrum, Saw X Fast and Furious, The Alfonso Trilogy, Garfield’s Haunted House, The Ideal Spider Home, Committing to the Theme, Big Slime Energy, We Want The Swag

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 133: America’s Funniest Home Videos – Saw III

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You cannot win Saw III. You can barely WATCH Saw III. Hopefully, you can listen to us hate Saw III.

Zach hates Saw III, Jared hates Saw III, and Adam hates Saw III.

Talking Points Include:  What else can you make with Tom Riddle’s name?, The Worst Tradition, They Keep Doing It, Birthday World, Micheal Jackson vs. Paul Revere,  America’s Funniest Home Traps, Jigsaw Didn’t Say “Kill Me”, Trap Talk

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October 31, 2020