Think: when was the last time you washed a quarter? If your answer was anything other than “never”, you’re a liar. Those things are filthy grubby germ houses, and these cash-strapped boys can’t wait to clean (and steal) 4 million of them.

Zach names a book, Jared rails against the high price of babies, and Adam reprises his greatest role.

Talking Points Include: Shellebration, Honey Roasted HALO, We Bought a House, Netflix Bringing the Heat, Abolish Baby Rent, Mr. Bundles’ Dirty Quarters, Danny Ocean Style Heist, Seriously These are Dirty Quarters