The Contestants set their sights for the stars with the decision to try their hand in the growing field of private space programs. This will apparently help them win the student loan focused game show, Paid Off.

Zach really wants to recreate Accepted, Jared is ready to wipe out student debt entirely, and Adam thinks no one will notice a billion dollar loan differential.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s New Exciting Purchase, Tso Slacks, Burp Your Butt Off, Getting More Stupider, Shit Pigeons, Billion Dollar Money Laundering, One Room School House, Space School