When planning the opposite of a well balanced and truly exciting vacation, it isn’t a bad vacation we want, but rather one that is 100% neutral. And when a lecture on the density of rocks given by Danny DeVito is still too exciting, we’re going to have to think even more bland if we want to earn the most thrilling vacation on Holiday Showdown.

Zach defends the dignity of Indianapolis, Jared reveals his Christmas itinerary, and Adam has a hard time grasping true neutral.

Talking Points Include: We Got Got, Artificial Conflict, Vacationing at Jared’s House, Old Leonard, Our Ideal Vacations, Everything Bagel Opposite, Best Worst Neutral, Idle Gorge, Pioneer Village, World’s Largest Bob Evans, A Thrilling Packing List