ProCo Episode 32: Yes And So Hard – Treasure Hunters

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Imagine if you will: you’ve traveled for miles and weeks, following treasure maps and solving clue after clue until you have finally arrived at your destination. You open the chest before you and inside is… nothing? That’s right, we beat you to it! This week The Contestants decide to skip the busy work and go straight for their biggest payout to date as they take on the reality game show, Treasure Hunters.

Zach is hesitant to make fun of The Groundlings, Jared is revealed to be a human maraca, and Adam cultivates a new pirate persona.

Talking Points Include: A LOT About Pirates, 2006 Time Capsule, Two Truthies & A Falsie, Human Maraca, Robot Host, Watching National Treasure in its Entirety, Our Dad Laird, California USA, Infiltrating The Groundlings, Yes And Oath, The Worst Improv Show Ever, The Best Improv Show Ever

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September 3, 2018

ProCo Episode 31: The Six Million Dollar Trebek – Jeopardy!

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It’s the big one folks. Jeopardy! You asked for it, and we avoided talking about it directly by almost exclusively discussing the logistic morality behind turning Alex Trebek into a robot. The Contestants are looking to ensure the future of Jeopardy! for years to come.

Zach proposes a Trebek blender, Jared proposes a Trebek hologram, Adam proposes a Trebek cyborg.

Talking Points Include: Our Belated Six Month Anniversary, A Self-Reflective Survey, Game Show Big Poppa, Possible Jeopardy! Host Replacements, Ridiculous Wikipedia Quiz, Building a Better Trebek, Perma-Stache, Perma-Dong, IBM Artificial Intelligence, Cyborg Pros and Cons, A Game Show Hosting Blender

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August 27, 2018

ProCo Episode 30: There’s Only One Thing Wrong with the Bubble Gum Plan – Russian Roulette

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You know us: the three toughest guys around. Angsty, shredded, and rearin’ for a tussle. Too bad a game show named Russian Roulette that is literally hosted by Mark Walberg can’t match our level of tough. Cause we came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum. And we got 400 pieces of bubble gum.

Zach’s into trampolines, Jared learns how to tell a joke, and Adam fights for some gum.

Talking Points Include: The House is Full, The First Segment for a While, Matthew-Matthew and the Groovy Group, My Myrtle Beach went to a Grandma, Sweet on the Outside, Hardcore Contestants, Literally a Seven Minute Long Conversation About Gum

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August 20, 2018

ProCo Episode 29: Gloves on his Hands, Shoes on his Feet – Ultimate Beastmaster

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Attention Netflix! Your giant obstacle course is now the legal property of the Sovereign Nation of Shoe: the new country that is completely dedicated to Rocky Balboa. Don’t worry, nothing will change with Beastmaster and the game will stay perfectly fair (wink).

Zach creates an accent, Jared is stuck in a hole, and Adam FINALLY decides on a nickname.

Talking Points Include: The Comedy Hole, The BEAST, Inoffensive Accents, True Rocky Fans Only, Just Put a Sidewalk There, Totalitarian Government

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August 13, 2018

ProCo Episode 28: It’s Stein O’ Clock Somewhere – Win Ben Stein’s Money

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Ben Stein’s pot of 5,000 dollars is being guarded by a very rude Jimmy Kimmel. In order to beat the Boring Man at his own game, the Contestants are going to dive deep into his subconscious and revel his cool party persona.

Zach has a zebra bit, Jared’s in Chicago, and Adam is too good for poop jokes.

Talking Points Include: Traveling Boys, The Zoo Union, Plan #2, Jimmy is a Shit, Jerry Likes the Go-Juice, Into the Stein-iverse, The Whole Fucking Thing with the Mirror

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August 6, 2018

ProCo Episode 27: Nasty Boy Rollin’ Around – The Gong Show

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You thought the podcast discussions about Bubble Gum Trolls and throwing food at cats were the most ridiculous thing around? Wait until you hear what ol’ Sethward the Walrus Man is up to.

Zach discusses the Absurdist movement, Jared eats some jelly, and Adam craves good physical comedy.

Talking Points Include: The Comedy Police, What is a Toad, Tommy Maitland, The Chicken Man, Slinky Josh, Pushing the Envelope, PB and Jared

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July 31, 2018

ProCo Episode 26: 1-800-BRENDEN-FRASIER – Shark Tank

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It may be Shark Week, but the only Sharks the Contestants care about are the ones strapped with cash and knee-deep in Party Wine. So get ready to invest listeners, as we pitch you a product you never knew you needed: the ability to smell just like Brenden Frasier.

Zach does birthday chores, Jared starts a hotline, and Adam chickens out of a mustache.

Talking Points Include: All the Birthdays, Human Woman Punches Fish, Mark Cuban’s Party Wine, Talkin’ bout the Mummy, Stanky Cebs’, Pierce Brogsnog

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July 24, 2018

ProCo Episode 25: 5 Miles Out We Start Punching – Cash Cab

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Ay, whatcha got there? Your fancy money-cab needs a tow? Well ya pals ova at the ProCo Towing Agency can help you no problem….. SIKE: YOU’RE ON THE BUCK TRUCK NERD!!! NOW ANSWER OUR RIDDLES!!!

Zach doesn’t know New York, Jared is exhausted, and Adam drops the Corn Bread rap we’ve all been waiting for.

Talking Points Include: The Sleep Cycle, Kidnapping, Game Show Reactions, Road Trip!, Ben Bailey is a Genie, The Smart Part of New York, Scott Bacula is in the Cab, The Buck Truck, Corn Bread Beats

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July 21, 2018

ProCo Episode 24: Plan B – Best Bits Ep. 1-7

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The Contestants are all really busy, alright! Get off their backs! Check out this highlight reel from some of our earliest episodes.

Zach doesn’t really know much about audio editing, Jared has an hour commute in the mornings, and Adam never gets off work before 9:00 PM.

Talking Points Include: The Price is Right, Deal or No Deal, Candy Crush, Hollywood Squares, 2018 Winter Olympics, HQ, Family Feud

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July 11, 2018

ProCo Episode 23: Post Traumatic Kangaroo Disorder – To Tell The Truth

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With the opportunity to lie directly to celebrities in front of all of America, The Contestants discover the chance to usurp some celebs and make a long overdue dramatic sequel.

Zach becomes Sean Bean, Jared becomes Joel McHale, and Adam becomes Sarah Silverman.

Talking Points Include: Two Realies and One Falsie, Paul Bunyan’s Ox, Ignoring The Elephant, Bullying Bullies, I Am Joel McHale, Celebrity Identity Theft, Kangaroo Jack 2, 2003 in Film, Tempting Anthony Anderson, Eating Sean Bean, Some Pigeon Names

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July 2, 2018