ProCo Episode 40: Weekend at Walberg’s – The Moment of Truth

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Lets start this just by saying that we’re sorry. Not only has this episode come to you a day late, but The Contestants are stepping up to, without a doubt, the worst game show they’ve confronted to date. They are going to have to have some calm nerves, a lot of turkey, and inspiration from a classic film in order to make it through The Moment of Truth.

Zach creates the very serious word “smig”, Jared is not Dracula, and Adam is concerned about being considered slippery.

Talking Points Include: Ghost Intimacy, Mail Song Competition, Actual Ass, Maury Game Show, Government Intervention, Cheating a Polygraph, Slippy Bois, Employing Dracula, Turkey Coma, Library Ventriloquism

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November 6, 2018

Brackets Ep. 02: The Binch in the Human’s Suit

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Ruh-Roh: Brackets is BACK! While this episode isn’t necessarily Halloween-themed, it’s spooky in alllllllllll the right ways.

Betrayal! Boxed Wine! An incredible impression of Norville “Shaggy” Rogers!

So buckle up Binches, and brace yourself for the 2nd episode of Brackets!

Old Ladies vs. Party Clowns. Lotion vs. A Topless Bug. Oprah’s Book Club vs. Highlights: A Magazine for Kids.

Featuring: Eve Hickey, Alex Goodman, Will Cruitt, Kevin Tognetti, Zach Decker

Host: Adam Decker

Edited/Mixed by: Jared Smith

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October 31, 2018

ProCo Episode 39: Little Orphan Jigsaw – Saw

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Happy Snake Day! As we reach the end of the Snake With Big Teeth season, there is only one horror game (show) that is insane enough to be worthy of sending off our favorite holiday. The Contestants are looking to inspire a change of heart in the trap man himself as we take on the 2004 cult classic, Saw.

Zach is dedicated to cleaning the bathroom, Jared does a great impression of waking up in a dirty bathroom, and Adam insists that The Winter Warlock is pertinent to the current situation.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day Celebrations, Dirty Dirty Bathrooms, Insomnia Bin Laden, Return of Three Sweet Boys, Huffy Trikes, Laser Tooth, Winter Warlock Arthritis, One Star Airbnb, The Suit of Armor, Escape Room Bonding, Free Form Bit Time

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October 29, 2018

ProCo Episode 38: Flip This Haunted House – Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House

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They say that the enemy of our enemy is our friend. But what if the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy? And what if those two enemies are The Cryptkeeper and a bunch of 90’s kids? The Contestants are dealing with some tough decisions as they try to make heads or tails of the confusing Saturday morning game show, Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House.

Zach Just wants to have fun, Jared struggles to keep Elroy in the box, and Adam is convinced The Cryptkeeper is a Sith Lord.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day Costumes, 1990’s CGI, Eggle, The Cryptkeeper’s Relationship Status, And Old School Classic Best Buy Sith Lord Situation, Egg Delivery, Universal Studios Stand Your Ground Laws, Elroy, Bad Secrets, Extreme Makeover: Haunted House Edition

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October 22, 2018

Brackets Ep. 01: Please Apologize to My Pumpkin Friend

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Welcome to Brackets: A comedy debate podcast that only seems sports related so we can attract that demographic. A 32-seed bracket is filled with nonsensical ideas, and a group of 5 comedians must fight against each other to decide which one is best.

A Poison Boot vs. a Hostess Cupcake? A Gourd against a Tight, Tight Hat? There’s no logical way of deciding which one is better, but blood, tears, and booze will be spilt in order to decide a winner. So tune in, and find out which piece of nonsense wins the inaugural episode of Brackets!

Featuring: Kevin Togenetti, Alex Goodman, Jenny McPhearson, Zach Decker, Jared Smith

Host: Adam Decker

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October 17, 2018

ProCo Episode 37: Sauce Boss feat. Ludacris – Fear Factor

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Sauce: The Universal Tool. Listen as The Contestants employ the use of sauce by any definition to pull a Parent Trap and ultimately emerge victorious on the anxiety ridden gross out game show Fear Factor.

Zach blacks out and rants about G. Gordon Liddy, Jared reveals his early game show experience, and Adam makes some extreme sweet and sour claims.

Talking Points Include: Thriller Tech, The Candy Man, Kid Rodney, The G. Gordon Liddy Saga, Sweet and Sour Allegations, Naked Hot Wings, Sauce Sabotage, Catfishing Luda

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October 15, 2018

ProCo Episode 36: Vacuum Is Hands – Estate of Panic

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As ProCo’s A Snake With Big Teeth Month™ continues, The Contestants find themselves drawing inspiration from a classic video game to devise a contraption capable of sifting through unpleasantness and targeting some filthy money. Three vacuums, three boys, and one real big set of clothes are about to take on Estate of Panic.

Adam is ass, Jared is left arm, Zach is everything else.

Talking Points Include: A Snake With Big Teeth, Trashy Easter Egg Hunt, Crotch Money, Lots of Pockets, Our Weaknesses, The Three Vacuum Strat, Luigi Tech, Edward Vacuum Hands, Fake Money, Transformer Apartment, Ass Vacuum

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October 8, 2018

ProCo Episode 35: Clifford The Big Red Scare – Release The Hounds

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Spooky times are upon us. The moon is full, the ghosts are on the loose, and the game shows are more absurd than ever. In an effort to better their chances of surviving in a square mile of Lithuanian forest beyond the rule of law, The Contestants prepare to organize an unusual strike and unionize the titular canines in the horror game show, Release The Hounds.

Zach is ready to get crunk, Jared just wants to punch, and Adam has a ghost in his room.

Talking Points Include: The Start of Pumpkin Days, Our Favorite Scares, Dog v Human Speed Test, Touching Legality, Being Cops, Being Naked, Dog Strike, Comrade Clifford, Jackhammer Roast, Zach’s Nose Plugs, Adam’s Speed, Jared’s Gun

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October 1, 2018

ProCo Episode 34: The Tommy Bahama Fund for Landlocked Orphans – The Chamber

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Okay folks, this one is actually a little scary. I mean, someone was hospitalized after this game show once. So The Contestants are going to do what anyone would do when facing their fears, make Charlie Sheen do it instead! Get ready to see him enter The Chamber!

Zach refuses to acknowledge torture fetish, Jared is concerned for the safety of Martin Sheen, and Adam forces the others to take a very bad test.

Talking Points Include: Pepper Jackfruit Skeleton, Mosquito Mode, Fair-weather Contestants, Defining Fetish, Finding Our Stress Quotients, Defining Torture, Game Show Lawyers, The Celebrity Chamber, Smash Mouth Mode, The Charlie Sheen Venn Diagram, Releasing The Bees

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September 17, 2018

ProCo Episode 33: Universe University, Earth Campus – Paid Off

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The Contestants set their sights for the stars with the decision to try their hand in the growing field of private space programs. This will apparently help them win the student loan focused game show, Paid Off.

Zach really wants to recreate Accepted, Jared is ready to wipe out student debt entirely, and Adam thinks no one will notice a billion dollar loan differential.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s New Exciting Purchase, Tso Slacks, Burp Your Butt Off, Getting More Stupider, Shit Pigeons, Billion Dollar Money Laundering, One Room School House, Space School

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September 10, 2018