ProCo Episode 47: Humans F**k Off – The Great Christmas Light Fight

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Happy Holidays All! The Contestants are getting into the holiday spirit, and for us that means adopting a sloth son and planning a wedding at the zoo. Join us in our holiday festivities and watch us win The Great Christmas Light Fight if you would like. Just be cool and don’t ruin the animal atmosphere by being a stupid human.

Zach fills out various forms, Jared ponders sloth kisses, and Adam learns some bad news about Koko.

Talking Points Include: The Night Before Christmas, Winter Solstice, Horny for Christmas, Bill’s Peaceful Rest, The Santa Box, Destructive Children, The Zoo Application, Adopting a Son, Zoo Break, Mid Episode Mail, Wedding Planning, Progressive Parenting, Koko’s B Sides

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December 24, 2018

ProCo Episode 46: Get Money Quickly or Subsequently Die – Ice Road Truckers

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So lets be honest, do any of us really know whats going on up in Alaska or Canada’s Northwest Territories? To us, it sounds like the perfect place to launch a career as Ice Pirates. The Contestants are courageously becoming seasonal route truck drivers with the goal of gaining eternal infamy and cementing their legacy in the dangerous world of Ice Road Truckers.

Zach’s going to be in a hot air balloon, Jared’s going to be in a submarine, Adam’s going to be in a truck.

Talking Points Include: Finally Funny, The Newly Appointed Comedy Boy, Heavy Loads, Return of the Buck Truck, Hot Air in a Blizzard, Medium Sized Submarine, Load Pirates, Poo Dollar

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December 17, 2018

Brackets Ep. 05: But What If We Were Dogs?

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Is a deep deep cup of coffee plausible to drink from? Will the real Disney Slut please stand up? Can someone PLEASE just picture us all as dogs? Strong feelings about geese, vests, walnuts, and Cotton Eye Joe emerge with the clash of comedians in this weeks episode of Brackets!

‘The Goose is Cooked’ vs ‘A Menagerie of Ass’

‘Dogs Being Friends’ vs ‘Full Head Gear Braces’

‘Rent! The Movie’ vs ‘Kids Age 7-14’

Featuring: Sam Otter, Kristi Durkin, Stephen Mackey, Tim Lewis, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

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December 13, 2018

ProCo Episode 45: The Rightful Master Earls of Baking – The Great American Baking Show

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The Right Honorable Earls Professional Contestants are now present, and they’re about to bake you some Chocolate Pizza that will blow your mind! The Contestants are about to jump into a British baking show with an American title with the goal of becoming American citizens with British titles. Step aside you Brits! We’re taking back The Great American Baking Show!

Zach develops a foolproof baking catch-all, Jared drops some hot salad tips, and Adam really tries to push Electric Sleighs.

Talking Points Include: Sleigh Talk, Master Bakers, John Paul Bones Jones Bon Jovi, Sloppy Jolene, British Royal Titles, Chocolate Pizza, Citizen Fieri, Hollywood’s Halls of Hot Dogs

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December 10, 2018

ProCo Episode 44: New Stud – Baggage

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I know no way of judging the future but by the past… and in our case the past consists of disclosing your darkest personality flaws for national television and the Springer audience. The Contestants are here re-haul Earth’s global governing system so that it takes on the format of Jerry’s ‘sexy secret revealing’ game show, Baggage.

Zach needs sandwich breaks, Jared wants to class up the place, and Adam cannot resist Hulk Hogan’s sexual energy.

Talking Points Include: Energy Masked Suitcase, Dr. Pepper Basement, Ghost Sex, Stone Em’, Adult Film Awards, The Greatest American Hero, Child Napoleon, Sexy United Nations, France’s Terrible Oranges, Supreme Court Springer

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December 3, 2018

Brackets Ep. 04: The Ever Growing Piglet

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How looooong is the spoon is question? Is A Sexy Earthquake worth the risk? Will Piglet ever stop growing? These questions and more are hotly debated in this special (somewhat Thanksgiving themed) episode, featuring some of Brackets’ original players.

‘Sour Cream Shaving Cream’ vs ‘A Dancing Zombie’

‘An Actual Hand Turkey’ vs ‘An Ecstatic Mummy’

‘A Happy Hedgehog’ vs ‘Piglet, But Really Tall’

Featuring: Andrew Stewart, Daniel “Windmill” Miller, Abby Zielinski, David Vornholt, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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November 28, 2018

ProCo Episode 43: E(at)Sports – Hurl!

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Desperate times call for desperate measures, and in a world where a man’s word is more important than almost anything else, sacrifices must be made to preserve what little canon has already been established in 43 short episodes. This week, The Contestants find no other option than to stare down the barrel of Franks n’ Beans and Creamed Corn in order to stomach the nauseating game show, Hurl!

Zach is dependent on arugula, Jared takes one for the team when forced to confront his established super power, and Adam puts a friend of the show on blast in order to form a plan.

Talking Points Include: A Sad Story, Sudden Barf, Diarrhea Strats, Ripley’s Choice, World’s Best Job, Professional Eaters’ League, Eat Magic, Intestinal Support Dog, No More Showers, The Bear Affair

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November 27, 2018

ProCo Episode 42: Pat Sajak’s Nasty Week – Wheel of Fortune

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The puzzle board has started making lewd references and Pat Sajak directed a knowing wink at the camera. This can only mean one thing… Nasty Week has begun! But is this good news for The Contestants? Listen to find out as previously undiscovered areas are revealed in Wheel of Fortune!

Zach would like to buy an owl, Jared can’t remember the name Vanna, and Adam knows a real life Wheel of Fortune contestant.

Talking Points Include: Buying an Owl, Sajak No Swiping, Banana White, Game Show Host Wage Gap, Contract Law, Designated Spinners, Framing a Murder, Penis Town USA, Ouija Wheel, Merv Griffin’s Ghost

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November 19, 2018

Brackets Ep. 03: Sex is Real, Santa is Not

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Real life monsters? Dark secrets in childrens’ television programming? A surprise wedding?!?

With a new episode of Brackets always comes high tension and difficult decisions, and this episode is no different. Through the conflict, however, emerges fresh film ideas, love for our mothers, and a new power couple for the ages.

‘Jalapeno Puppets’ vs. ‘My Mother at 28’

‘Putting the Poo in Poodle’ vs. ‘Bobbing for Lobsters’

‘Timidly Dabbing’ vs. ‘Tetris, But Gay’

Featuring: Alex Goodman, Kristen Alesia, Margaret Howe, Will Cruitt, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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November 14, 2018

ProCo Episode 41: What Isn’t in the Box? – Who Wants to be Governor of California: The Debating Game

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What’s in the box? It can be anything you want. It is simultaneously everything, and yet nothing. And if you vote for The Contestants in the California gubernatorial recall election that we all know is coming, you may just find out what’s inside… that is as soon as we make off with the winnings from Who Wants to be Governor of California: The Debating Game.

Zach pictures a cardboard box, Jared pictures an ornate box, and Adam pictures a shipping box.

Talking Points Include: County Executive Beetle, California’s Wild 2003 Gubernatorial Recall Election, Tax Deductible Lap Dances, Accidental Governors, Finding A Schtick, Mayor Eastwood, The Dank Meme Party, Box Jealousy, Box Brad Pitt, Being in the Box, Coming Out of the Box

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November 12, 2018