ProCo Episode 61: Steeped Beast – The Chase

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So if it takes 12 hours to cold brew tea, and 3 minutes to steep it hot, then we can probably get someone to tell us their life story in an hour or so if we are all in a hot tub. That tracks, right?? Prepare for our new novelty interview show where we are going to steam the secrets out of professional quizzer “The Beast” and Slumdog Millionaire our way to a win on The Chase.

Zach is Papa Pup, Jared is Confident Boy, and Adam is Boss-ko

Talking Points Include: Ruff Housing, Chaser Nicknames, Walking the Talk, National Treasure 3, Contestant Guild Personas, The Mystery of Boss-ko, Slumdog Beast, Jacuzzi Secrets, Tea Math

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April 1, 2019

ProCo Episode 60: Plunged Under – Take the Money and Run

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Do you think you have what it takes to successfully hide a case worth $100,000 from a team of trained investigators for 48 hours in your home city? We sure don’t, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying! Also, on an unrelated topic, you haven’t somehow seen the movie Flushed Away have you?

Zach thinks he would do well in interrogation, Jared thinks he would do well in solitary confinement, and Adam thinks he would do well in neither.

Talking Points Include: Return of the Pigeon, Library Movie Submission, Blackout Hiding, All Access Police, Poo Case, $100,000 Inconvenience, Info Overload, Toilet Museum, Chicago Flushed Away

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March 25, 2019

Brackets Ep. 11: There’s More Than One Way to Tease a Mouth

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This may be our most in sync group of Bracketologists to date, but that doesn’t exempt the episode from Brackets’ signature twists and turns. We are still doing the important work of answering questions like “How do gophers fit into the economy?”, “What might compose a lime’s one man show?”, and “Why would Biddies even want titties?” Make way for this large and in charge episode of Brackets!

‘Bananagram Split’ vs ‘Gophers? In This Economy?’

‘Llama Lia’ vs ‘A Slutty Orange’

‘Lulu Lemoncello’ vs ‘Make Way For The Meat Wagon!’

Featuring: Jake Rosko, Jenny McPherson, Caroline Hale, Adam Decker, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer: Jared Smith

Editor: Adam Decker

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March 20, 2019

ProCo Episode 59: StudMan’s Sex Book – Silent Library

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When they go wild, we go mild, and when dealing with a game show that is as wild as this week’s, we are turning to our most bland experiences for inspiration: elementary school library classes. Find the nearest outlet! The Contestants are wheeling the TV cart into Silent Library.

Zach doesn’t laugh, Jared looks to Disney characters for assistance, and Adam searches for a new nickname.

Talking Points Include: Lifetime Movies, Casper The Sexy Ghost, Zero Hype, Nickname Auditions, An Ursula Plan, Disney Pyramid Scheme, Funny Monks, Poker Night, StudMan’s Sex Book, Library Movies

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March 18, 2019

ProCo Episode 58: When Werewolves Drink Their Beer – The Iditarod

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The Iditarod is upon us! The brave musher and sled dog teams participating in the event are rushing to Nome as we speak. As we learn more about the marathon, we have begun to realize that it may be a little more difficult to win than we first thought. But don’t worry, we’ve played Beerio Kart and watched Van Helsing before, so I’m pretty sure we’ll be alright.

Zach drinks his beer at the end, Jared drinks his beer at the start, and Adam drinks his beer throughout.

Talking Points Include: A Ruff Start, Balto’s Significance, Battling Alaska, Gatorade LeBron, Beerio Kart, Layover Strategies, Wilderness Uber, Athletic Werewolves, Vampire Dogs, Our Script Is Revealed, Naming Our Team

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March 12, 2019

Brackets Ep. 10: Red Rover Red Rover Send Pop Right Over

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Brackets is back at you with not only two brand new Bracketologists, but also a new format! Because we continually want to optimize the way in which we alienate Catholicism make weed jokes about environmental proposals.

‘The High Foot Five’ vs ‘The Way She Goes’

‘CT-AAAAYYYY’ vs ‘That One Toenail’

‘Hella Burnt Espresso’ vs ‘40 Days of Lent-il Soup’

Featuring: Audie Deinlein, Kylie Bruteman, Jared Smith, Corinne Florentino, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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March 6, 2019

ProCo Episode 57: The Macaw of Truth – Animal Planet Zooventure

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE IDITAROD HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! Buuuuuutt, it’s like an 8-10 day race and we still have some time so what if we just talked about a mediocre animal themed game show filmed at a zoo? Yeah, let’s do that. Animal Planet Zooventure here we come!

Zach is fooled by true/false questions, Jared launches a new Big Dog segment, and Adam confuses Hunter and Dundee.

Talking Points Include: Early Iditarod Predictions, The Masked Singer Watch, Ruff Housing, Messy Kids, Funny Falling, JD’s Confessions, Bird Hippo, Befriending the Macaw

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March 4, 2019

ProCo Episode 56: My Second Favorite F Word – Hollywood Game Night

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When it comes time for all NBC employees to sign their new contracts, it can be difficult to get everyone at once. Offer free pizza, however, and you wont be able to keep them away. So come one come all! The Contestants are monitoring a contract signing/pizza party/game night mixer to see which famous icons will be the best teammates for our inevitable conquest of Hollywood Game Night.

Zach solves a Joel McHale riddle, Jared is concerned about robots, and Adam proposes a lucrative t shirt collaboration.

Talking Points Include: Big Dog Fever, The Masked Singer Watch, Best Host Emmy, How Much Is That Butterworth, Cardiograms, Bad Celebrities, Contract Puzzles, Party Game Instincts, Pizza Delivery Invitations, Joel McHale Sex Riddle

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February 23, 2019

Brackets Ep. 09: My Other Teacher Is Brown Sugar

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With a combination of brand new Bracketologists with ones who have been with us from the start, a whole lot of hot takes are getting thrown around. For example, the term “Comic Sans” could have about five different interpretations. Also, if there is no risk of dying while playing laser tag then there’s no point. Oh. and for the love of God! Look me in the eyes when you come… into rooms that I am in!

‘Teaching an Old Frog New Tricks’ vs ‘Alan’s Beef’

‘Paula Abdul-Jabbar’ vs ‘The Dragon from Neverending Story’

‘Fornication Station’ vs ‘Parmesan Sheep’

Featuring: Miles Potter, Tim Lewis, Kevin Tognetti, Alex Goodman, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

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February 20, 2019

ProCo Episode 55: Cirque Du Hibachi – Minute to Win It

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When you can’t decide whether your best potential Mini-Game Sensei is a circus performer or a hibachi chef, you put those hands together and take it on a worldwide tour. With 190+ possible challenges to face, The Contestants are searching for whoever can best prepare them for the ridiculous gauntlet of household items that stands between them and the finish line of Minute to Win It. 

Zach insists that eggs are comparable to babies, Jared doesn’t know how to feel about Steve-O, and Adam brings back a favorite ‘real of fake’ game segment.

Talking Points Include: Audio Resumes, The Masked Singer Watch, Real Life Mario Party, Gameplay Ratio, Truthies and Falsies Mini-Game Edition, Sensei Shopping, Amish Tortillas, Joining the Circus, Touring With Hibachi

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February 18, 2019