ProCo Episode 112: Marry Me Beach Boy – Ultimate Tag

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We can all think back to the good times we’ve had on a playground, and no matter who you are, we have all played the de facto king of playground games. Ask anyone and they will tell you, there’s nothing quite like a rowdy game of Clog The Slide. Get ready to feel that nostalgia for being smashed inside of a dark tube! Oh yeah, and we talk about a game show too.

Zach is scared of being smushed, Jared reignites our passion for a classic playground game, and Adam has a stroke while thinking about J.J. Watt.

Talking Points Include: Masked Singer Watch, Adult Tag, Fake Fan Base, Taggers vs Hounds, Colosseum Rules, The Watt Sisters, Clog The Slide, Playing Our Punch-Em’ Card

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May 25, 2020

ProCo Episode 111: 🤵 + 💩 = 💰 – Emogenius

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Look, we know that the entertainment industry is facing a crippling financial crisis due to long term shutdowns and social distancing orders. Well here at ProCo HQ, we think it’s the perfect time to start thinking outside the box. As soon as we turn Marlon Brando into poop, the world can start to heal, one emoji at a time.

Zach believes people will pay to take a photo with clouds, Jared thinks WonkaVision is the answer, and Adam wants to bring emojis to life.

Talking Points Include: Happy Birthday Tarzan, Jurassic Park Feedback, Lizard Brains, Texting Culture, Sir Poopy Stewart, Emoji Park, Mr. Wonka’s Chocolate Biodome, Big Marlo Brandon

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May 18, 2020

ProCo Episode 110: This One’s Just For The Boys – Ballbreakers

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What’s up, bros?! We’re glad you can all be here for beer and roughhousing! Ya know, just boy stuff! Lets make friends with a toy cowboy, knock Santa off the roof, and then transform into a dog! Ya know, guy stuff! Now lets trick Tim Allen out of his entire net worth in a series of increasing side bets over a game of pool! Ya know, just some boy stuff!

Zach knows a lot about Christmas with the Kranks, Jared truly wants to scam Tim Allen, Adam is convinced they need to perform a Globetrotters level stunt.

Talking Points Include: Light Energy, Dance Flowers, Grunt Bets, Doing The Columbo, The Last Real Man, A Live Grunt Experience, Roughhousing With The Boys, Grunt Contest

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May 11, 2020

ProCo Episode 109: Randy Johnson The Forbidden One – Catch 21

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A bit of blackjack advice to those who have enough sense to take it. Never split tens, always stand on a hard seventeen, and if the dealer turns The Left Leg of The Forbidden One SPRINT OUT OF THE BUILDING! Once Yu-Gi-Oh meets blackjack someone’s grandpa is going to the shadow realm, and these three hot pharaohs are taking that knowledge to the bank on Catch 21.

Zach pitches a way to battle with baseball cards, Jared once played the Harry Potter trading card game, and Adam knows way too much about Yu-Gi-Oh.

Talking Points Include: Custody of The Boy Wizard, Dudley’s Path, A Trivia Way of Life, The French Prince, Building The Forbidden One, an An Anime Lesson, Save the Grandpa Save the World, Fighting Baseball Cards, Zach’s Dream, Invoking Yu-Gi-Oh Rules, Handsome Spirit Pharaohs

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May 4, 2020

ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

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“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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April 27, 2020

ProCo Episode 107: Your Actual Grandma – BattleBots

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Come here sonny. It is me, your actual grandma. Just put down that buzz saw and come a little bit closer so that I can… CHOMP! That’s right! All you “tough” robot fighters better watch out, because Grandma is on a warpath and she’s not gonna stop till she is the ultimate super heavyweight champion of BattleBots!

Zach wants Your Actual Grandma to have a strong tongue, Jared wants Your Actual Grandma to resemble The Cave of Wonders, and Adam wants Your Actual Grandma to have a gun.

Talking Points Include: Awkward Zoom Parties, The Future of Combat Sports, Talkin’ Bot, Psychological Warfare, Dumpster on Wheels, Why Jeremy Why, Endearing Our Bot, Grandma’s Final Form

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April 20, 2020

ProCo Episode 106: Polly Wants a Smacker – The Glee Project

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness whispered into their ear while they are taking a nap. That third one is obviously the only way we are going to get Glee creator Ryan Murphy to make a new season of his great high school show, but this time staring an old janitor and his parrot. This pure TV gold is coming at you straight from The Glee Project.

Zach has opinions about Ryan Murphy, Jared wants to get Johnathan Banks in Glee, and Adam is a proponent of parrot representation on TV.

Talking Points Include: Return of Ruff Housing, Big Dog x Wrestling, Show About a Room, High School Parrot, Forbidden Love, Breaking A Witch’s Curse, Our Glee Spec Script, Multiple Spin-offs, Incepting Another Murphy

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April 13, 2020

Episode 6: Joe Gauthreaux

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Matthew and Edwin are joined by Joe Gauthreaux, one of the biggest circuit DJs and producers in the industry, for this week’s episode. Listen closely. You might even hear him sing.

*This episode was originally scheduled for a mid March release date. Please note that Cherry 25 has been rescheduled for October 1-5, 2020. As of today, they fully intend to be there with as many of the original lineup as possible, including Joe Gauthreaux.*

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April 8, 2020

ProCo Episode 105: Jumanjy! Jumanji! Jumanj̩! РLeague of Legends World Championship

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Ok, here’s the plan. Like all good heists, the target will be distracted while our elite team of five sneaks in and retrieves the reward. The distraction: Jumanji. The team: ProCo + Banderas and Shalhoub. The objective: The Win. Who says we have to heist something physical? We’re taking on esports for the first time as we target The League of Legends World Championship.

Zach is Clean Tom, Jared is Mr. Potato Head, and Adam is Romance Mac.

Talking Points Include: Gentlemen’s Hour, Esports Resort, Champion Trivia, Gragas Fan Club, Pleasure Personified, The Two Time Tonys, Team Cosplay, A Double Heist, Entering the Game

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April 6, 2020

ProCo Episode 104: Invasion of the Bionicle Snatchers – LEGO Masters

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Y’all remember Bionicles? Remember how super cool they were and how you definitely wanted to be intimate with them? Just make sure to keep that in mind when the inevitable Bionicle invasion happens. It will help the whole situation go down much smoother. It’s all for a good cause anyway because that invasion is going to be our key to outbuilding the competition in LEGO Masters.

Zach dreams of a chimney on a cat, Jared dreams of a Dilbert remake with Shaq, and Adam dreams of a ghost made of pudding.

Talking Points Include: Ladies Love NCIS Los Angeles, Tupac and a Half Man, Pokemon not Pokemons, Ignoring Lego Guides, Naked Brick Suit, Shaq Social Commentary, The Bride of Dr. Bionicle’s Monster, Will Arnett but Better, Bionicle: Home Wrecker, A New Better Nutcracker

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March 30, 2020