ProCo Episode 135: The Baby Genius Manifesto – Child’s Play

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A spectre is haunting CBS – the spectre of Baby Geniuses. For too long Les Moonves has exploited the cuteness of children: but children are smarter than we think, and the Contestants will see these babies get the full value of their labor. Come, Babies! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Zach coaches Little League, Jared finds a way to destroy Fox News, and Adam doesn’t have the Talking Stick.

Talking Points Include: A Club About Books, 16 Smart Jokes for Adults, Send My Emails to Alfonso, No One Buys Bubble Gum, The Plot of Baby Geniuses, Urban Merch, Das Kapital Jr.

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November 16, 2020

ProCo Episode 134: The Man With the Golden Gun and Also an Eviction Notice – Downfall

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Ah, shoot. Professional assassin Scaramanga tied James Bond up to a death trap and has absolutely RUINED the communal entertainment space on his condo’s roof. The HOA warned him about this behavior, and now Scaramanga has a PERMANENT BAN from the building. He’s out of luck, but three idiots need help winning a roof-based game show: and they’re willing to cut a deal.  

Zach prank calls his dad, Jared wants to get on a super villain’s good side, and Adam celebrates a Transformers/WWE crossover.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s Incredible Couch and Golf Story, How Taft Became President, The Greatest Show Men,  FEED ME GRITS, No More Jafar Jokes Allowed, The HOA Ruins Everything, Mama Mia Tailgate Party, What’s in it for Scaramanga?

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November 9, 2020

Episode 13: Micky Friedmann – Part 2

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CirtuitPOD is back with the second part of Matthew and Edwin’s discussion with Micky Friedmann! Listen to hear Micky talk more about his experience as a producer, favorite parties he’s played at, and the importance of prioritizing skill and music over looks.

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November 6, 2020

ProCo Episode 133: America’s Funniest Home Videos – Saw III

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You cannot win Saw III. You can barely WATCH Saw III. Hopefully, you can listen to us hate Saw III.

Zach hates Saw III, Jared hates Saw III, and Adam hates Saw III.

Talking Points Include:  What else can you make with Tom Riddle’s name?, The Worst Tradition, They Keep Doing It, Birthday World, Micheal Jackson vs. Paul Revere,  America’s Funniest Home Traps, Jigsaw Didn’t Say “Kill Me”, Trap Talk

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October 31, 2020

ProCo Episode 132: Protect Donny Osmond – Hell’s Kitchen

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There’s no time to explain. Plug in your headphones and download this episode, because if you don’t we DON’T KNOW what will happen to Donny Osmond. We can’t take this risk. 

Zach knows a lot of Sean Astin movies, Jared has never seen Rudy, and Adam doesn’t know any Sean Astin movies. 

Talking Points:  555-AMERICAN-IDOL, Flavortown Abbey, Repent Food Sinners, Death to the King of Vegas, All Aboard the Teller Train, Maybe Do a Rudy?

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October 19, 2020

ProCo Episode 131: This Game is Gross – Total Blackout

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We’re not going to lie: this might be the scariest game show we’ve done yet, and not for the reasons you’d think. No ghosts, no serial killers, no buckets of blood. Just the actor who played Urkel and a pitch black room. Your chances of being murdered? Zero. The chances of you licking blue cheese off a naked dude’s body? 100 percent. 

Zach learns a new meme, Jared wants to be Bane, and Adam pitches a Sonic the Hedgehog/Family Matters crossover episode. 

Talking Points Include: Mouth Sounds, The Nighttime Nasty Man, The Dog Hole, Family Sonic, Smell or Hear?,  Bane Impressions (I Guess)

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October 12, 2020

Episode 12: Micky Friedmann – Part 1

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Matthew and Edwin use the internet and cross international boarders and about seven time zones to welcome a new guest to the podcast! Tune in to hear Micky Friedmann talk about his unique path that led him to becoming a globetrotting DJ and producer.

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October 6, 2020

ProCo Episode 130: A Hot Room With Brock Lesnar – Hellevator

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It’s time to Snake, Rattle and Roll everybody! It’s Snake With Big Teeth Month, and that means it’s time for us to scour the bowels of the Internet for the scariest game shows out there. And while a snake with big teeth is maybe the fifth(?) scariest thing imaginable in the world right now, The Contestants are here to do what we do best: intimidate the production crew of game shows with our karate moves.

Zach angers the Haunted House Workers demographic, Jared revisits his favorite rules, and Adam is comfortable sharing a small room with Brock Lesnar.

Talking Points Include: Snake & Rattle & Roll, Jonathan Price is Late for Breakfast, Final Call for Chainsaw, Jared Smith’s Haunted House Rules, A Hot Room with Brock Lesnar,  The Feared Als, Sean’s Gotta Eat

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October 5, 2020

ProCo Episode 129: Let’s Go Eat Some Human Bones – Don Adam’s Screen Test

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DO NOT BE ALARMED. No one is eating any human bones of any sort. We’re just practicing our monologues for the Big Dinosaur Auditions coming up. The future of entertainment is Dino, and the Contestants are ready to be stars. WARNING: there are spoilers for the Dinotopia miniseries that came out 18 years ago. 

Zach does a fat dino, Jared can’t do a dino, Adam is upset that his dinosaur is a nerd. 

Talking Points Include: A Gremlin Took It,  Lost Episode, “Breakout” Role, Deckers Do A Dino, “Let’s Go Eat Some Human Bones”,  America is Ready for a Dinotopia Reboot

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September 28, 2020

Episode 11: Tony Moran – Part 2

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Hey CircuitFAM, welcome back to part two of our discussion with legendary DJ/producer/vocalist/lyricist Tony Moran! Join us as we dive further into Tony’s storied career, and talk more specifically about circuit parties and his relationship with CircuitMOM.

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September 21, 2020