ProCo Episode 143: The Definitive Game Show Morality Chart – Lingo

After one-hundred and forty-three episodes, we like to think of ourselves as some of the foremost experts on game shows on this great planet of ours. Therefore, it is about time we start to put that knowledge to good use, and submit our method of classifying game shows to be published in academic journals. We present to you, The Movie Mouse Morality Chart! Oh, and we do one for game shows too.

Zach has chaotic evil tastes, Jared teaches us about chess memes, and Adam tries too hard to explain a cop-out plan.

Talking Points Include: Chess Update, Crunchling Adventure, The White Dude With The Hair, Fat Guy/Little Guy/Big Guy/Girl, Movie Mouse Morality Chart, A Live Clip Episode, Wikileaks With Ruff Ruffman

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ProCo Episode 142: Sleuthing In The Slammer – Identity

I’m gonna be totally up front with you. We read Wikipedia articles for a good portion of this one. But we have to do our research since we’re training to become the world’s greatest detective. It just so happens that research involves infiltrating the home of a questionable member of famous magician duo Penn & Teller.

Zach imagines Reba as our only client, Jared hates Guess Who, and Adam prepares to become a sexy Sherlock.

Talking Points Include: Dynamite Tremendous, Reba Fans, Tony Hawk’s Big Spin, The Slammer, Subjective Guess Who, Dating Sherlock Holmes In The Modern Era

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ProCo Episode 141: Camp Narnia – Dog Eat Dog

Three Eagle Scouts. One Firecrafter. Over twenty years of combined camp experience. You best believe that when these three boys are sent to a game show camp, they know exactly how to become the coolest ones there. Also some tips: The talking Jesus lion is chill, the pretty witch lady is super evil, and Santa might give you a sword.

Zach is Dr. Beef, Jared is Johnny Hot Cakes, and Adam is Captain Poopy.

Talking Points Include: Big Dogs Wear Masks, Mixed-Up Spaghetti Postmortem, Camp Time Exchange Rate, Fire By Friction, Señor Loco, Sassafras Cigars, Camp Personas, The Narnia Guidelines for Camp

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ProCo Episode 140: Mixed-Up Spaghetti – Clash of the Grandmas

Bring a pot of water to a boil. Cook six packets of ramen noodles for three minutes, then drain. Sauté chicken, carrots, and jalapenos and add to noodles. Pour A1 sauce. More than that. Yep, keep going. Bleed that baby dry.

Zach discovers the most important sporting event, Jared drops a great holiday recipe, and Adam thinks Greek Gods enjoy duckpin bowling.

Talking Points Include: Doug Does A Reverse Rudy, A Great Meal to make at Home!, We Need More Grandmas, Double Stuffed Grandma, What Would Zeus Do?, Our Apologies to Jim Davis

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ProCo Episode 139: Augustus Gloop Flavored Axe – Singled Out

The World is always telling you “No.” No, you can’t come into the factory without a Golden Ticket. No, you can’t chew that bubble gum or you’ll turn into a blueberry. Get off of that camera Mike, or you’re gonna get zapped into the TV. In a world full of “No’s”, only one body wash is brave enough to say “Yes, go ahead and shove yourself face first into that chocolate river.”

Zach thinks of James Bond ice cream flavors, Jared wants to meet a Geico mascot, and Adam comes up with a killer slogan.

Talking Points Include: All Hail the King, Double-O Raisins, A Stinky Garbage Gameshow, The Axe Marketing Team are Cowards, A Free Dinner Would Be Nice

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Episode 15: Hector Fonseca – Part 2

Matthew and Edwin continue their interview with DJ/Producer Hector Fonseca, further discussing his long resume of circuit events, his personal record label, and a few industry stories you wont want to miss!

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ProCo Episode 138: A Night at the Stompra – I Can See Your Voice

Ah, the MET. An evening of culture and refinement. What’s playing in the main proscenium this eve? Ah a classic: Madama Butterfly by Giacomo Puccini, performed by the percussion ensemble Stomp. Oh, they are performing it in its original trash can lids! What a delight!

Zach watches James Corden during the podcast, Jared has a great package joke, and Adam lies about the White Stripes.

Talking Points Include:  Spooky Stories for Those With Social Anxiety, A Flat Stanley Situation, The Masked Singer Family, There’s No Reason to Hate Ken Jeong, Objectively Bad, Taller or Shorter, Cake and the Cupcakes, A Night at the Stompra

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ProCo Episode 137: Our Next Guest Will Receive No Introduction – Let’s Ask America

Oof. Episode one hundred and thirty-seven huh? It’s about time we made some coin from this thing. This is a labor of love, of course, but come on: these boys gotta eat. It’s about time we pull a Friends and get ourselves syndicated. That’s still a thing, right? 

Zach explains how to heckle, Jared starts a scholarship for himself,  and Adam creates the worst form of ASMR. 

Talking Points Include: Jared’s Gambit, We Think We Know How Syndication Works, Just as Funny as Bob and Tom, A Special Guest!, HOW’S YOUR HOME LIFE?, Jay Leno Must Find His Guest

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Episode 14: Hector Fonseca – Part 1

Welcome back CircuitFAM! On this episode, Matthew and Edwin welcome longtime friend and DJ/producer extraordinaire, Hector Fonseca. Join us to hear how Hector got his start in the music business, discussing everything from first learning the ropes, to remixing legendary pop stars!

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ProCo Episode 136: Ricky the Rat-Man Rup’d My Grint – Million Dollar Money Drop

We spend 20+ minutes talking about the rat guy from Harry Potter. Yeah, the man who turned into a rat and lived in Ron’s pocket for 5 years. There’s other stuff in there too, and it’s all really funny, but most of this episode is dedicated to the rat discussion. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

Zach brings up Rupert Grint, Jared pitches new slang, and Adam doesn’t understand how Inspector Gadget works.

Talking Points Include: Threat Talk with Adam, Zach, and Jared, New Slang, How the Grint Rup’d Christmas, Ricky the Rat-Man and Ronald Weasley

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