ProCo Episode 170: The Artist Formerly Known as Quibi – Squeaky Clean

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We take our first dive into the Quibi scrap pile to find… something pretty good! Leslie Jordan’s southern charm welcomes us to the cleaning competition show Squeaky Clean.

Zach explains Y2K, Jared reads an article about Quibi, and Adam does a crime. 

Talking Points Include: Adam Decker’s Tactical Training Program, We Are In Favor Of Cyber Crimes, Hi I’m Ham and I Like to Clean, Welcome To Minion Park, Long Live the Sneak King, How One Cleans, This Dad Sucks So Hard, Here God Go to ShrimpFest, DOOMBA

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September 13, 2021

ProCo Episode 169: Sing Me the Duck Song – Talk About

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Vibe check!!! We’re bringing you real CHAOS ENERGY in this episode folks, cause that’s just where we are right now. Do we talk about a game show? Technically, yes. But we also sing horny duck songs and let an AI read us a story. Come and get it!

Zach practices his patter songs, Jared ruins Daffy Duck, and Adam regrets bringing an AI to the show.

Talking Points: VIBE CHECK!!!, More Hagrid Talk And No Apologies, It Tastes Like Soda Ghost, Sorry Adam We Can’t Imagine It, Mr. Teeth is Self-Aware, Horny DNA, Patter Songs, He’s a Duck!

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August 30, 2021

ProCo Episode 168: A Handsome Modern Day Mummy – Master Minds

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This week we once again find ourselves facing off with a trivia game show, which we have gone on record saying are the most difficult game shows to cheat. So in this time of need, who shall we turn to? Why, Academy Award winner and modern mummy expert Rami Malek of course.

Zach reveals the people his grandma hates, Jared has seen every Night at the Museum movie, and Adam learns to look at mummies in a new light.

Talking Points Include: Jorts Etiquette, How’s The Donk?, Sweaty Meats and Cheeses, Tom Bergeron the Train Host, Wizard of Oz Lore, Challenging Mummy Stigmas

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August 16, 2021

ProCo Episode 167: Free This Big Son – Uh Oh

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Look, we get it. When you see this big intimidating executioner in a gimp suit it can be easy to assume he is the bad guy. Seeing him force children into a tank where he pours slime on them doesn’t make him the most likable fellow. But I encourage you to look past this unfortunate big son and you will see where the true evil lies, the one and only Wink Yahoo.

Zach loves Canadian game shows, Jared is tired of people overlooking Hagrid, and Adam wants to fight The Punisher.

Talking Points Include: Sympathising with the 1%, Phony Space Cowboy, Game Show Spinoffs, Olympic Mario Party Rules, The Big Son Archetype, Never Underestimate Hagrid

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August 3, 2021

ProCo Episode 166: Snorlax Doesn’t Go To Church – Tooned In

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This is a weird one. It gets pretty wild, pretty quick. So if you wanna skip this one we’re not gonna be upset: in fact, we encourage it. This episode will either be the worst one yet or a cult classic. SPOILER ALERT: it’s probably the former. Anyway we make some good Snorlax jokes 40 minutes in so it’s not a total loss.

Zach shares some Hogan’s Heroes insights, Jared yearns for better slime, and Adam is a part of your morning routine.  

Talking Points Include: Rise and Shine and Check the Vibe, Wow! Our Worst Episode Yet!, A Hogan’s Hero Situation, Marshmallow Sandwich, Golden Age of Slime, Joseph Stalin’s Favorite Toons, George Lopez Has Betrayed Me, Everybody Loves Snorlax, Intimate Slimer 

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July 19, 2021

ProCo Episode 165: Water Daniel’s Penny Pockets – Paradise Run

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There are many different paths a person can take to break into the film industry. For example, you could wear a lanyard and earpiece and just try to blend in with the crew. Or if that doesn’t work you could put a crew member in danger of drowning and then save them. Or if that still doesn’t work, you could accuse that same crew member of extortion. It pays to have backup plans, ya know?

Zach explains the origins of motel pools, Jared gets carded for non-alcoholic beverages, and Adam gives insider deets on infiltrating film sets.

Talking Points Include: Summertime Political Platforms, Roller Coaster Public Transport, Barefoot Hotel, Evolutionary Hot Tub, McDonalds Birthday, Best Off Screen Kiss, Public Domain Plans

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July 12, 2021

ProCo Episode 164: Al Roker the Wizard Slayer – Nick Arcade

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It’s the Summer of Summers y’all! Crack open a cold one, get your butt to the water, and get ready for the HOTTEST game shows of the year. Like this one: we got 90’s Nickelodeon energy, some very stupid video games, and Al Roker is gonna fight and kill a wizard. This is the good stuff.

Zach has a Malcolm Gladwell update, Jared knows how weathermen are born, and Adam knows someone who hates wizards. 

Talking Points Include: The Spiciest Tipping Point, We Gotta Talk About The Evil Wizard, Adam’s Personal Bedtime Audiobook, We Crave Good Hosting, A True Weatherman Never Dies, Al Roker Gets The Final Blow

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July 5, 2021

ProCo Episode 163: Borat the Video Game – The Mad Dash

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What’s up guys!?! MrBeanFan69 here, and today I’m doing an any percent speed run of Love Actually: The Game. Now you’re going to want to main Keira Knightley to start, but eventually you are going to get the Queen to knight each of your playable characters, INCLUDING Billy Bob Thornton. How does this relate to a game show you ask? Don’t worry about it.

Zach predicts the next Johnny English film, Jared doesn’t trust The Wheel of Fortune, and Adam fears becoming Tim Allen in a board game.

Talking Points Include: All SuperTippers go to SuperHeaven, Let’s Do Funny Bits For Adam, The Game of Life is Bad, Jumanji Rules Football, 2000s Movie Video Games, 100%-ing Love Actually

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June 28, 2021

ProCo Episode 162: Adam’s Got This One – Bumper Stumpers

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Kick back and relax folks, because it’s apparently an easy week for us. Adam Decker, Big Man on Campus, has claimed that this game show is EASY. SIMPLE. NOT A CHALLENGE FOR HIM. No need for tricks, shenanigans, or fun and wild plans, because he’s just gonna win the game show as is. But this show’s got a message for you, bub: FUKADM

Zach busts out some puns, Jared confuses his Justins, Adam has got this game show in the bag.

Talking Points Include: Politeness Traps, After You Mr. Porter, Justin and Jennifer, The True Adventures of Wink Martindale,  The Mr. Wilson Shared Universe, Not Stumped By These Bumps, Very Good Puns That Everyone Likes

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June 14, 2021