ProCo Episode 180: Toby Keith’s I Love This Dave & Buster’s – The Singing Bee

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It’s been established that we here at ProCo love Reba more than the average person. That is unless the average person is someone who watches CMT game shows hosted by Barbra Jean. They REALLY love Reba. So while they’re all distracted by a Reba reunion, we’re sneaking onto and winning The Singing Bee.

Zach writes the next hit country song, Jared brags about his juicy turkey, and Adam becomes the little boy from Reba.

Talking Points Include: The Three Kings Real Epiphany, The Army’s Turkey Rules, Folk Hero Boy Bands, Jason Spader: The House Swinger, Wayne Brady’s Public Audition, Karaoke Etiquette, Ford and Coors, I Love This Cud

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November 29, 2021

ProCo Episode 179: Egg à la Mode – Baker’s Dozen

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We spent so much time asking ourselves what WOULD qualify as dessert, we forgot to ask ourselves what CANNOT qualify as dessert. As it turns out, the answer is simple. It’s egg. Dessert can’t have an egg on it. So ready the egg cannon, we have some desserts to ruin.

Zach isn’t good at Halo, Jared imagines a tomato bisque cake, and Adam insists he is proficient at snatching eggs.

Talking Points Include: #1 Gamer Chat, Toad’s Sex Education, Twatches, Eight Immediate Losers, What Is Dessert, When Is Dessert, Egg Cannon

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November 22, 2021

ProCo Episode 178: Gas, Grass, or Ham – Would I Lie to You

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We go to school. We work hard to get a good paying job. We save up our money with the hope of one day never having to work again. And the one thing we all are striving for in life? The thing that will let us know we’ve made it? Traveling the world and eating good food. Preferably ham. Preferably on someone else’s dime.

Zach thinks he is in the top 50% of personable humans, Jared’s day rate is a BLT, and Adam has a fine dining experience.

Talking Points Include: Michelin Star Dining, Sucking Meat From a Shell, Travel the World and Eat Good Food, Lions By Omission, Schrodinger’s Penn Jillette, Smoked Meats?, The Shirley Temple of Ham Juice, Hameater Gin

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November 15, 2021

ProCo Episode 177: Plumbing Pro Bono – Divided

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Plumb an orphan’s toilet, they are fixed for a day. Teach an orphan to plumb, they can fix their own toilet and perhaps become plumbers one day. And we are REALLY gonna need to double down on that second option because even with our game show winnings, we can’t keep up with all the charitable plumbing work we are doing.

Zach rehauls the British alphabet, Jared recounts his split or steal vs robots experience, and Adam is put off by the ruthless British game show attitude.

Talking Points Include: Adam’s Dental Adventure, Bone Polishers, Battle For The B, Haych, British Brutality, The Plumber Show, Big Orphan Poops

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November 10, 2021

ProCo Episode 176: The Great Butterscotch War – Small Fortune

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When trying to convince a judge that your tiny world has a history dating back thousands of years, you need to make sure you have the evidence. You know, tiny dino fossils, tiny Jesus, and of course the horrors of The Great Butterscotch War fought against the ants. That way you can ensure you are paid repercussions for having your civilization used as a prop on a game show.

Zach got lost in Michaels, Jared really loves diorama, and Adam ponders the best Backstreet Boys song.

Talking Points Include: Our Real Pro Wrestling Experience, See No Bird Box, Zach and the DailyMail Snapchat, Old Jeprapady, The Bass-Street Boys, Our Batman Crossover, Ethics of The Borrowers, Tiny World Religion

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November 3, 2021

ProCo Episode 175: Beauty and The Jigsaw – Saw IV

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We know what you’re thinking. Why would we continue this tradition if we hate the Saw movies so much? Honestly, we’re not sure. Even OUR commitment to bits isn’t THAT strong. But as the movies get more convoluted, our plans reach both extremes. Meaning? We are either going to time travel, or do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Zach’s tummy hurts, Jared makes a legally binding Saw Pact, and Adam stumbles over a long winded movie synopsis.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day, Saw Books, Production Background, The Gilmore Guy, Saw at Home, Baby’s First Trap, Don’t Burst Through Doors, Jigsaw’s Gag Reflex, A Very Good Production Calendar, All His Traps Are Ass

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October 25, 2021

ProCo Episode 174: The 100 Year Basketball Shot – Escape the Night

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To be honest, we kinda feel like we got tricked by this show. It’s supposed to be a reality competition show, but like, its trying to be a spooky drama too? All the contestants know it isn’t real, but they still act like they believe it? Well you know what, we’ll simplify all this a bit. Let’s give em’ something to talk about, how bout’ a real life monster house.

Zach makes some startling discoveries about modern content creation, Jared remains the resident expert on Monster House, and Adam doesn’t know the difference between NCIS and CSI.

Talking Points Include: Reflection Time for Mark Harmon, We Got Tricked, All The YouTubers Zach Knows, Escape the Asteroid, Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island, Arthur Slash Fiction, Monster House Rules, Dude You’re Perfect

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October 20, 2021

ProCo Episode 173: How To Very Much Get Caught Doing A Murder – Killer Camp

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What’s your definition of blackmail? Does it vary? Like, if you blackmail someone who’s living paycheck to paycheck that’s completely unethical. But, like, the people over at the CW have a whooooollllee lot of money. So they can afford it, right?  Please validate us.

Zach defends his RoboCop Joke, Jared wants more food dunks, and Adam promises not to spoil Scream. 

Talking Points Include: The REAL Chicago Marathon, NO DUNKING,  All You Classic Summer Camp Tropes, Freddy vs Friday, The Premise Falls Apart, The CW is Planting a Garden, That RoboCop Show, It’s Good To Be Bad

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 172: Boris is my Landlord – Terror Towers

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The leaves are falling, there’s a chill in the air, and giant spiders are ordering takeout. That can only mean one thing, Snake With Big Teeth month is back baby! We begin the month with a show that, though we really have no desire to win, we can guarantee has GREAT vibes. Steve and Boris welcome us into the Terror Towers.

Zach has a lot to say about slime, Jared remembers our mandatory Garfield class, and Adam checks his receipts to recall a story.

Talking Points Include: The Game is Afoot, Adam’s Quarter Conundrum, Saw X Fast and Furious, The Alfonso Trilogy, Garfield’s Haunted House, The Ideal Spider Home, Committing to the Theme, Big Slime Energy, We Want The Swag

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 171: We Do a Dunston Checks In – Celebrity Game Face

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Are the contestants paid? Nope. Do they donate to charities? Undetermined. Do we want the winning prize? Absolutely not. Why are we doing this game show? Because someone has to put a stop to Kevin Hart’s court mandated shenanigans!

Zach actively avoids current events, Jared has the best mental attitude, and Adam’s house is smaller than T-Pain’s.

Talking Points Include: Tommy Lee Jones Does ALL the Voices, A Lesson in Credit, Court Mandated Wife Time, Kevin Hart does Among Us, Daniel Day-Lewis + Monkey, Pity Tennis Award, Some Basic Robbery Tactics, Welcome to the Zone

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October 11, 2021