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If you had to convince someone that you were an expert in something, what would it be? Something broad like “musicians?” Maybe something very specific like “Celebrities on The Simpsons?” What about something unapproachable like “The Golden Age of The Ottoman Empire?”All good ideas, but our tastes lay more along the lines of “That Witch Who Cursed Me and Turned Me Into a Frog.” Will you kiss us and make us a prince?

Zach is an expert in Magnum, P.I., Jared is an expert in The New Deal, and Adam is an expert in Spongebob Characters.

Talking Points Include: New Year Resolutions, SkyHook Revisited, Oink Yoinkers, What Are Nails, An Expert In Kicking Your Ass, Weaponized Double Entendre, What’s In My Pocket, Not While I’m Pouring