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ProCo Episode 140: Mixed-Up Spaghetti – Clash of the Grandmas

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Bring a pot of water to a boil. Cook six packets of ramen noodles for three minutes, then drain. Sauté chicken, carrots, and jalapenos and add to noodles. Pour A1 sauce. More than that. Yep, keep going. Bleed that baby dry.

Zach discovers the most important sporting event, Jared drops a great holiday recipe, and Adam thinks Greek Gods enjoy duckpin bowling.

Talking Points Include: Doug Does A Reverse Rudy, A Great Meal to make at Home!, We Need More Grandmas, Double Stuffed Grandma, What Would Zeus Do?, Our Apologies to Jim Davis

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December 21, 2020

ProCo Episode 134: The Man With the Golden Gun and Also an Eviction Notice – Downfall

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Ah, shoot. Professional assassin Scaramanga tied James Bond up to a death trap and has absolutely RUINED the communal entertainment space on his condo’s roof. The HOA warned him about this behavior, and now Scaramanga has a PERMANENT BAN from the building. He’s out of luck, but three idiots need help winning a roof-based game show: and they’re willing to cut a deal.  

Zach prank calls his dad, Jared wants to get on a super villain’s good side, and Adam celebrates a Transformers/WWE crossover.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s Incredible Couch and Golf Story, How Taft Became President, The Greatest Show Men,  FEED ME GRITS, No More Jafar Jokes Allowed, The HOA Ruins Everything, Mama Mia Tailgate Party, What’s in it for Scaramanga?

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November 9, 2020

ProCo Episode 127: Long Island Heist Tea – Awake: The Million Dollar Game

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Think: when was the last time you washed a quarter? If your answer was anything other than “never”, you’re a liar. Those things are filthy grubby germ houses, and these cash-strapped boys can’t wait to clean (and steal) 4 million of them.

Zach names a book, Jared rails against the high price of babies, and Adam reprises his greatest role.

Talking Points Include: Shellebration, Honey Roasted HALO, We Bought a House, Netflix Bringing the Heat, Abolish Baby Rent, Mr. Bundles’ Dirty Quarters, Danny Ocean Style Heist, Seriously These are Dirty Quarters

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September 7, 2020

ProCo Episode 126: The One Good Ziggy – Tattletales

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My Children, it is time. Please turn your news papers to the funny pages, and I will speak aloud the word of Ziggy: “Life may be a game, but only you can decide if it’s Risk or Trivia Pursuit.” Go in peace.

Zach finds the perfect gift for Bob Barker, Jared attacks Pig Pen, and Adam defends horny toads.

Talking Points Include: Mr. Magnum At Your Service, Entirely Too Much Kissing, DJ Pig Pen, Old Bad Newspaper Cartoons, Praise Be to Ziggy

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August 31, 2020

ProCo Episode 117: Enjoy The World Tonight – Don’t

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Too many of today’s celebrities think they are hot stuff and can just create a game show. On top of that, some of them think they are real funny and make jokes about the contestants on their game show. Luckily, the world’s three foremost experts on game shows are here to knock those celebs down a peg. Catch us and our big stoic rock on Thursday nights on ABC getting hurt and bawling for minutes at a time. That’ll teach Ryan Reynolds a lesson in trying to be funny.

Zach plans to yell obscenities at Deadpool, Jared insists that spicy food is torture, and Adam has a lot of favorite rocks.

Talking Points Include: Expanding Our Market, Enjoy The World Tonight, The Great Spicy Torture Debate, Celebrity Summer Camp, Our Favorite Rocks, The Working Class, Replacing Mount Rushmore, Eliminating The Fun, Lots of Crying

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June 29, 2020

ProCo Episode 116: Flowers for Agamemnon – The Exit List

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Gods. Kings. A labyrinth. A Minotaur. Lots of cheese. Bank loans. Teddy Ruxpin. A mouse named Algernon? Ok, we definitely lost the plot somewhere in there, but just focus on this. With these highly trained sniffers, we can certainly navigate a maze if there’s a big stash of cheese at the end. Now if we can just make that cheese as valuable as gold we’ll be filthy rich!

Zach flexes his knowledge about mazes in pop culture, Jared tests his memory on Greek mythology, and Adam doesn’t know how banks work.

Talking Points Include: Underwear Etiquette, Scrooge’s Nighttime Visitors, Dolly-Lama-Wood, Adding a Minotaur, Mazes v Labyrinths, Mythic Allegories, Cheese Money, The Liquid Gold Standard, The Trojan Dairy War, Jarry Ruxpin

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June 22, 2020

ProCo Episode 115: Anderson’s Special Double Agents – The Mole

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Our covers have been blown wide open. We’re caught behind enemy lines. It turns out that we were all hired by the same employer and set up for failure. So… there is only one logical thing left for us to do. We’re going to steal Anderson Cooper’s identity and vote him off of his own game show as revenge for giving us expired Chili’s gift cards.

Zach doesn’t want to be a mole at all, Jared wants to be a mole for Anderson, and Adam wants to be a literal mole.

Talking Points Include: Snoopy Theme Park, Wild Challenges, Actual Mole Man, Fun Meters to Full, Befriending Anderson, Becoming Anderson, Betraying Anderson, A Triple Mole Situation

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June 15, 2020

ProCo Episode 112: Marry Me Beach Boy – Ultimate Tag

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We can all think back to the good times we’ve had on a playground, and no matter who you are, we have all played the de facto king of playground games. Ask anyone and they will tell you, there’s nothing quite like a rowdy game of Clog The Slide. Get ready to feel that nostalgia for being smashed inside of a dark tube! Oh yeah, and we talk about a game show too.

Zach is scared of being smushed, Jared reignites our passion for a classic playground game, and Adam has a stroke while thinking about J.J. Watt.

Talking Points Include: Masked Singer Watch, Adult Tag, Fake Fan Base, Taggers vs Hounds, Colosseum Rules, The Watt Sisters, Clog The Slide, Playing Our Punch-Em’ Card

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May 25, 2020

ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

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“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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April 27, 2020