ProCo 197: Pearl Harbor, Nebraska – My Kind of Town

There is no denying that small towns have a certain charm. The quaint environment they provide is something you just can’t get in bigger cities. But know this, every single one also has something weird going on. It might be troll themed. It might have a hyperfixation on a sitcom from the 60s. It might name itself after American tragedies and host an oyster festival despite not being costal. Ok, we made that last one up, but you get the point.

Zach brings sherry, Jared gets roasted by his hometown, and Adam truly misunderstands Alf.

Talking Points Include: Frasier Vibes, Spin Off Combos, Spooky Re-Edits, Bug Pranks, Not Our Hometown, Mayberry Fest, Making a Weird Town, The Landlocked Oyster Festival, Wolf Flu, Cold Hard Cash

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ProCo Episode 175: Beauty and The Jigsaw – Saw IV

We know what you’re thinking. Why would we continue this tradition if we hate the Saw movies so much? Honestly, we’re not sure. Even OUR commitment to bits isn’t THAT strong. But as the movies get more convoluted, our plans reach both extremes. Meaning? We are either going to time travel, or do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Zach’s tummy hurts, Jared makes a legally binding Saw Pact, and Adam stumbles over a long winded movie synopsis.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day, Saw Books, Production Background, The Gilmore Guy, Saw at Home, Baby’s First Trap, Don’t Burst Through Doors, Jigsaw’s Gag Reflex, A Very Good Production Calendar, All His Traps Are Ass

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ProCo Episode 173: How To Very Much Get Caught Doing A Murder – Killer Camp

What’s your definition of blackmail? Does it vary? Like, if you blackmail someone who’s living paycheck to paycheck that’s completely unethical. But, like, the people over at the CW have a whooooollllee lot of money. So they can afford it, right?  Please validate us.

Zach defends his RoboCop Joke, Jared wants more food dunks, and Adam promises not to spoil Scream. 

Talking Points Include: The REAL Chicago Marathon, NO DUNKING,  All You Classic Summer Camp Tropes, Freddy vs Friday, The Premise Falls Apart, The CW is Planting a Garden, That RoboCop Show, It’s Good To Be Bad

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ProCo Episode 172: Boris is my Landlord – Terror Towers

The leaves are falling, there’s a chill in the air, and giant spiders are ordering takeout. That can only mean one thing, Snake With Big Teeth month is back baby! We begin the month with a show that, though we really have no desire to win, we can guarantee has GREAT vibes. Steve and Boris welcome us into the Terror Towers.

Zach has a lot to say about slime, Jared remembers our mandatory Garfield class, and Adam checks his receipts to recall a story.

Talking Points Include: The Game is Afoot, Adam’s Quarter Conundrum, Saw X Fast and Furious, The Alfonso Trilogy, Garfield’s Haunted House, The Ideal Spider Home, Committing to the Theme, Big Slime Energy, We Want The Swag

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