ProCo Episode 113: King Crabs’ Big Rebellious Shopping Spree – Deadliest Catch

Crabs! Crabs! Look over here crabs! We want you to be successful when you rise from the sea to storm the Alaskan beaches, so make sure to have plenty of Auntie Anne’s Pretzels and Orange Julius for fighting power! It is truly the best military secret we humans have to offer! This will teach those mean men to stop catching you for the entertainment of reality television!

Zach imagines a new Hooters for crabs, Jared lights a fire to incite a crab revolution, and Adam super doesn’t want to touch a crab.

Talking Points Include: Summer Heat, Mystery Flush, Poseidon’s Ocean Monopoly, Co-op Crabbing, Touching a Crab, Crab Guns, Boiling the Sea, Ocean Caste System, Ellen Page Beach, The Shopping Mall Armory

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ProCo Episode 112: Marry Me Beach Boy – Ultimate Tag

We can all think back to the good times we’ve had on a playground, and no matter who you are, we have all played the de facto king of playground games. Ask anyone and they will tell you, there’s nothing quite like a rowdy game of Clog The Slide. Get ready to feel that nostalgia for being smashed inside of a dark tube! Oh yeah, and we talk about a game show too.

Zach is scared of being smushed, Jared reignites our passion for a classic playground game, and Adam has a stroke while thinking about J.J. Watt.

Talking Points Include: Masked Singer Watch, Adult Tag, Fake Fan Base, Taggers vs Hounds, Colosseum Rules, The Watt Sisters, Clog The Slide, Playing Our Punch-Em’ Card

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ProCo Episode 110: This One’s Just For The Boys – Ballbreakers

What’s up, bros?! We’re glad you can all be here for beer and roughhousing! Ya know, just boy stuff! Lets make friends with a toy cowboy, knock Santa off the roof, and then transform into a dog! Ya know, guy stuff! Now lets trick Tim Allen out of his entire net worth in a series of increasing side bets over a game of pool! Ya know, just some boy stuff!

Zach knows a lot about Christmas with the Kranks, Jared truly wants to scam Tim Allen, Adam is convinced they need to perform a Globetrotters level stunt.

Talking Points Include: Light Energy, Dance Flowers, Grunt Bets, Doing The Columbo, The Last Real Man, A Live Grunt Experience, Roughhousing With The Boys, Grunt Contest

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ProCo Episode 109: Randy Johnson The Forbidden One – Catch 21

A bit of blackjack advice to those who have enough sense to take it. Never split tens, always stand on a hard seventeen, and if the dealer turns The Left Leg of The Forbidden One SPRINT OUT OF THE BUILDING! Once Yu-Gi-Oh meets blackjack someone’s grandpa is going to the shadow realm, and these three hot pharaohs are taking that knowledge to the bank on Catch 21.

Zach pitches a way to battle with baseball cards, Jared once played the Harry Potter trading card game, and Adam knows way too much about Yu-Gi-Oh.

Talking Points Include: Custody of The Boy Wizard, Dudley’s Path, A Trivia Way of Life, The French Prince, Building The Forbidden One, an An Anime Lesson, Save the Grandpa Save the World, Fighting Baseball Cards, Zach’s Dream, Invoking Yu-Gi-Oh Rules, Handsome Spirit Pharaohs

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ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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