You cannot win Saw III. You can barely WATCH Saw III. Hopefully, you can listen to us hate Saw III.
Zach hates Saw III, Jared hates Saw III, and Adam hates Saw III.
Talking Points Include: What else can you make with Tom Riddle’s name?, The Worst Tradition, They Keep Doing It, Birthday World, Micheal Jackson vs. Paul Revere, America’s Funniest Home Traps, Jigsaw Didn’t Say “Kill Me”, Trap Talk
There’s no time to explain. Plug in your headphones and download this episode, because if you don’t we DON’T KNOW what will happen to Donny Osmond. We can’t take this risk.
Zach knows a lot of Sean Astin movies, Jared has never seen Rudy, and Adam doesn’t know any Sean Astin movies.
Talking Points: 555-AMERICAN-IDOL, Flavortown Abbey, Repent Food Sinners, Death to the King of Vegas, All Aboard the Teller Train, Maybe Do a Rudy?
We’re not going to lie: this might be the scariest game show we’ve done yet, and not for the reasons you’d think. No ghosts, no serial killers, no buckets of blood. Just the actor who played Urkel and a pitch black room. Your chances of being murdered? Zero. The chances of you licking blue cheese off a naked dude’s body? 100 percent.
Zach learns a new meme, Jared wants to be Bane, and Adam pitches a Sonic the Hedgehog/Family Matters crossover episode.
Talking Points Include: Mouth Sounds, The Nighttime Nasty Man, The Dog Hole, Family Sonic, Smell or Hear?, Bane Impressions (I Guess)
It’s time to Snake, Rattle and Roll everybody! It’s Snake With Big Teeth Month, and that means it’s time for us to scour the bowels of the Internet for the scariest game shows out there. And while a snake with big teeth is maybe the fifth(?) scariest thing imaginable in the world right now, The Contestants are here to do what we do best: intimidate the production crew of game shows with our karate moves.
Zach angers the Haunted House Workers demographic, Jared revisits his favorite rules, and Adam is comfortable sharing a small room with Brock Lesnar.
Talking Points Include: Snake & Rattle & Roll, Jonathan Price is Late for Breakfast, Final Call for Chainsaw, Jared Smith’s Haunted House Rules, A Hot Room with Brock Lesnar, The Feared Als, Sean’s Gotta Eat
DO NOT BE ALARMED. No one is eating any human bones of any sort. We’re just practicing our monologues for the Big Dinosaur Auditions coming up. The future of entertainment is Dino, and the Contestants are ready to be stars. WARNING: there are spoilers for the Dinotopia miniseries that came out 18 years ago.
Zach does a fat dino, Jared can’t do a dino, Adam is upset that his dinosaur is a nerd.
Talking Points Include: A Gremlin Took It, Lost Episode, “Breakout” Role, Deckers Do A Dino, “Let’s Go Eat Some Human Bones”, America is Ready for a Dinotopia Reboot
ABC, you miscalculated big-time. You thought making adults dress up in diapers and bonnets would be embarrassing, but these three full-grown man babies have captured America’s heart. And whether you like it or not: we’re the babies, gotta love us.
Zach punches up some reality shows, Jared pines for good playground equipment, and Adam is well aware of Wario’s strength.
Talking Points Include: Badlands Chugs, Feeling Icky?, We’re All Babies In The Real World, Kardashian Kart, Wario Ware Game Show, Baby Like Money?, Wario is Capable of Anything, Elon Musk is Real Life Wario
Think: when was the last time you washed a quarter? If your answer was anything other than “never”, you’re a liar. Those things are filthy grubby germ houses, and these cash-strapped boys can’t wait to clean (and steal) 4 million of them.
Zach names a book, Jared rails against the high price of babies, and Adam reprises his greatest role.
Talking Points Include: Shellebration, Honey Roasted HALO, We Bought a House, Netflix Bringing the Heat, Abolish Baby Rent, Mr. Bundles’ Dirty Quarters, Danny Ocean Style Heist, Seriously These are Dirty Quarters
My Children, it is time. Please turn your news papers to the funny pages, and I will speak aloud the word of Ziggy: “Life may be a game, but only you can decide if it’s Risk or Trivia Pursuit.” Go in peace.
Zach finds the perfect gift for Bob Barker, Jared attacks Pig Pen, and Adam defends horny toads.
Talking Points Include: Mr. Magnum At Your Service, Entirely Too Much Kissing, DJ Pig Pen, Old Bad Newspaper Cartoons, Praise Be to Ziggy
And I said “When I needed you most, you left me.” “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you. Never, ever, during your trials and testings. But When you saw only one set of footprints, it was because I jumped over your punk-ass and dunked on you from the half court line. Get your defense together, my child.”
Zach advocates for Jeff Foxworthy’s editing skills, Jared makes a bad salt joke, and Adam compares the podcast to the Bible.
Talking Points Include: Maybe Seals?, My Room Mate Would Love This, Pacing Sins, Creative Cloud: Your Forever Friend, Punch-Up the Jeff, Jesus is a Fox Main, Let the Lord Dunk on You, Digimon is Bible Now, No Aslan Jokes Here
The scientists at IBM are baffled: they don’t know how their Jeopardy computer got arms and legs, but Watson got up and left on it’s own accord. That cube hopped on a bus and won’t stop until it finds what it’s looking for: love. And/Or cash.
Zach investigates a president, Jared distrusts game show hosts, and Adam advocates for a funny little dance.
Talking Points Include: Boy George Washington, Pope Slap, The Most Smartest People in the World, Give This Cube Some Arms