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ProCo Episode 183: Area 51 Is Open – Top Elf

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In this episode we discover the true meaning of Christmas. We here at Professional Contestants believe that everyone should be included in the holiday festivities, so we are doing something special this season. Area 51 is open, its a lucky time of year, and these aliens are about to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Zach thinks Marvin the Martian is in Area 51, Jared thinks Hot Scrooge is in Area 51, and Adam thinks eight additional Shrek sequels are in Area 51.

Talking Points Include: Jared’s CO2 Detector, The Volunteer Dads Brigade, Santa’s Transatlantic Accent, A Luckier Time of Year, Evangelizing Aliens, Knuckles’ Eggs, Air Force Base Shenanigans, Talk Elf

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December 20, 2021

ProCo Episode 182: Donald Duck Hates Mercutio – Blown Away: Christmas

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For this episode, in the name of the holidays, we soldier on and talk in depth about the art of competitive glassblowing being unnecessarily converted into a Christmas special. But we also talk about what we really love, and that is debating which Disney character best represents famous hot headed Capulet – Tybalt.

Zach wonders the origin of the glassblowing furnace, Jared wants us to be mature about the glassblowing furnace, and Adam cannot be mature about the glassblowing furnace.

Talking Points Include: Christmas Stank, The Angelic Sonic, Pushing the Limits of Disney Bounding, Glassblowing Accessibility, Picnic Hookah, Staring Into the Glory Hole, Saving Baby Tiny Tim, Scrooge’s Big Beautiful Secret

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December 13, 2021

ProCo Episode 156: Mr. Banana’s Bachelor Party – Only Connect

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Sometimes we find ourselves face to face with a game show that is clearly much too difficult for us to succeed at. So… do we buckle down, study trivia, and train our minds to be better at critical thinking? Of course not! We throw an enormous party and fabricate events that make whatever we say technically true!

Zach has a new endorsement for his comedy career, Jared once again tries to force Sherlock Holmes, and Adam gets the boys to guess what is in his hand.

Talking Points Include: The Travis Scott Aldi Cart, Saving Our Laughter for God, Gramp Stamps, Scrooge’s Big Turkey Heist, The Great Goofy, A ‘Max from Goof Troop’ Type, Mr. Banana Attorney at Law

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April 19, 2021