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ProCo Episode 175: Beauty and The Jigsaw – Saw IV

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We know what you’re thinking. Why would we continue this tradition if we hate the Saw movies so much? Honestly, we’re not sure. Even OUR commitment to bits isn’t THAT strong. But as the movies get more convoluted, our plans reach both extremes. Meaning? We are either going to time travel, or do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Zach’s tummy hurts, Jared makes a legally binding Saw Pact, and Adam stumbles over a long winded movie synopsis.

Talking Points Include: Snake Day, Saw Books, Production Background, The Gilmore Guy, Saw at Home, Baby’s First Trap, Don’t Burst Through Doors, Jigsaw’s Gag Reflex, A Very Good Production Calendar, All His Traps Are Ass

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October 25, 2021

ProCo Episode 174: The 100 Year Basketball Shot – Escape the Night

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To be honest, we kinda feel like we got tricked by this show. It’s supposed to be a reality competition show, but like, its trying to be a spooky drama too? All the contestants know it isn’t real, but they still act like they believe it? Well you know what, we’ll simplify all this a bit. Let’s give em’ something to talk about, how bout’ a real life monster house.

Zach makes some startling discoveries about modern content creation, Jared remains the resident expert on Monster House, and Adam doesn’t know the difference between NCIS and CSI.

Talking Points Include: Reflection Time for Mark Harmon, We Got Tricked, All The YouTubers Zach Knows, Escape the Asteroid, Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island, Arthur Slash Fiction, Monster House Rules, Dude You’re Perfect

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October 20, 2021

ProCo Episode 173: How To Very Much Get Caught Doing A Murder – Killer Camp

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What’s your definition of blackmail? Does it vary? Like, if you blackmail someone who’s living paycheck to paycheck that’s completely unethical. But, like, the people over at the CW have a whooooollllee lot of money. So they can afford it, right?  Please validate us.

Zach defends his RoboCop Joke, Jared wants more food dunks, and Adam promises not to spoil Scream. 

Talking Points Include: The REAL Chicago Marathon, NO DUNKING,  All You Classic Summer Camp Tropes, Freddy vs Friday, The Premise Falls Apart, The CW is Planting a Garden, That RoboCop Show, It’s Good To Be Bad

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 172: Boris is my Landlord – Terror Towers

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The leaves are falling, there’s a chill in the air, and giant spiders are ordering takeout. That can only mean one thing, Snake With Big Teeth month is back baby! We begin the month with a show that, though we really have no desire to win, we can guarantee has GREAT vibes. Steve and Boris welcome us into the Terror Towers.

Zach has a lot to say about slime, Jared remembers our mandatory Garfield class, and Adam checks his receipts to recall a story.

Talking Points Include: The Game is Afoot, Adam’s Quarter Conundrum, Saw X Fast and Furious, The Alfonso Trilogy, Garfield’s Haunted House, The Ideal Spider Home, Committing to the Theme, Big Slime Energy, We Want The Swag

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 171: We Do a Dunston Checks In – Celebrity Game Face

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Are the contestants paid? Nope. Do they donate to charities? Undetermined. Do we want the winning prize? Absolutely not. Why are we doing this game show? Because someone has to put a stop to Kevin Hart’s court mandated shenanigans!

Zach actively avoids current events, Jared has the best mental attitude, and Adam’s house is smaller than T-Pain’s.

Talking Points Include: Tommy Lee Jones Does ALL the Voices, A Lesson in Credit, Court Mandated Wife Time, Kevin Hart does Among Us, Daniel Day-Lewis + Monkey, Pity Tennis Award, Some Basic Robbery Tactics, Welcome to the Zone

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October 11, 2021

ProCo Episode 170: The Artist Formerly Known as Quibi – Squeaky Clean

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We take our first dive into the Quibi scrap pile to find… something pretty good! Leslie Jordan’s southern charm welcomes us to the cleaning competition show Squeaky Clean.

Zach explains Y2K, Jared reads an article about Quibi, and Adam does a crime. 

Talking Points Include: Adam Decker’s Tactical Training Program, We Are In Favor Of Cyber Crimes, Hi I’m Ham and I Like to Clean, Welcome To Minion Park, Long Live the Sneak King, How One Cleans, This Dad Sucks So Hard, Here God Go to ShrimpFest, DOOMBA

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September 13, 2021

ProCo Episode 169: Sing Me the Duck Song – Talk About

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Vibe check!!! We’re bringing you real CHAOS ENERGY in this episode folks, cause that’s just where we are right now. Do we talk about a game show? Technically, yes. But we also sing horny duck songs and let an AI read us a story. Come and get it!

Zach practices his patter songs, Jared ruins Daffy Duck, and Adam regrets bringing an AI to the show.

Talking Points: VIBE CHECK!!!, More Hagrid Talk And No Apologies, It Tastes Like Soda Ghost, Sorry Adam We Can’t Imagine It, Mr. Teeth is Self-Aware, Horny DNA, Patter Songs, He’s a Duck!

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August 30, 2021

ProCo Episode 168: A Handsome Modern Day Mummy – Master Minds

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This week we once again find ourselves facing off with a trivia game show, which we have gone on record saying are the most difficult game shows to cheat. So in this time of need, who shall we turn to? Why, Academy Award winner and modern mummy expert Rami Malek of course.

Zach reveals the people his grandma hates, Jared has seen every Night at the Museum movie, and Adam learns to look at mummies in a new light.

Talking Points Include: Jorts Etiquette, How’s The Donk?, Sweaty Meats and Cheeses, Tom Bergeron the Train Host, Wizard of Oz Lore, Challenging Mummy Stigmas

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August 16, 2021

ProCo Episode 167: Free This Big Son – Uh Oh

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Look, we get it. When you see this big intimidating executioner in a gimp suit it can be easy to assume he is the bad guy. Seeing him force children into a tank where he pours slime on them doesn’t make him the most likable fellow. But I encourage you to look past this unfortunate big son and you will see where the true evil lies, the one and only Wink Yahoo.

Zach loves Canadian game shows, Jared is tired of people overlooking Hagrid, and Adam wants to fight The Punisher.

Talking Points Include: Sympathising with the 1%, Phony Space Cowboy, Game Show Spinoffs, Olympic Mario Party Rules, The Big Son Archetype, Never Underestimate Hagrid

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August 3, 2021

ProCo Episode 166: Snorlax Doesn’t Go To Church – Tooned In

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This is a weird one. It gets pretty wild, pretty quick. So if you wanna skip this one we’re not gonna be upset: in fact, we encourage it. This episode will either be the worst one yet or a cult classic. SPOILER ALERT: it’s probably the former. Anyway we make some good Snorlax jokes 40 minutes in so it’s not a total loss.

Zach shares some Hogan’s Heroes insights, Jared yearns for better slime, and Adam is a part of your morning routine.  

Talking Points Include: Rise and Shine and Check the Vibe, Wow! Our Worst Episode Yet!, A Hogan’s Hero Situation, Marshmallow Sandwich, Golden Age of Slime, Joseph Stalin’s Favorite Toons, George Lopez Has Betrayed Me, Everybody Loves Snorlax, Intimate Slimer 

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July 19, 2021