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ProCo Episode 115: Anderson’s Special Double Agents – The Mole

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Our covers have been blown wide open. We’re caught behind enemy lines. It turns out that we were all hired by the same employer and set up for failure. So… there is only one logical thing left for us to do. We’re going to steal Anderson Cooper’s identity and vote him off of his own game show as revenge for giving us expired Chili’s gift cards.

Zach doesn’t want to be a mole at all, Jared wants to be a mole for Anderson, and Adam wants to be a literal mole.

Talking Points Include: Snoopy Theme Park, Wild Challenges, Actual Mole Man, Fun Meters to Full, Befriending Anderson, Becoming Anderson, Betraying Anderson, A Triple Mole Situation

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June 15, 2020

ProCo Episode 114: Stephbox 360 – Holey Moley II: The Sequel

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Before you even start with us, we know! Okay? We are fully aware we were duped and Holey Moley’s second season really isn’t any different than the first. And YES, we know that our original plan wasn’t that great either. So like… maybe this time we just talk about Magic Tree House and a Google Drive based NBA the whole time? Yeah? Sounds good.

Zach is thinking about ChalkZone, Jared reveals his fan fiction, and Adam is prepared to bow to our new animated overlord.

Talking Points Include: Ghoul Watch, Rewriting Children’s Books, A New and Improved Steph, Competitive Animated NBA, Fundraising Video Game, We Get Out-Wilded, Hungry Ron

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June 8, 2020

ProCo Episode 113: King Crabs’ Big Rebellious Shopping Spree – Deadliest Catch

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Crabs! Crabs! Look over here crabs! We want you to be successful when you rise from the sea to storm the Alaskan beaches, so make sure to have plenty of Auntie Anne’s Pretzels and Orange Julius for fighting power! It is truly the best military secret we humans have to offer! This will teach those mean men to stop catching you for the entertainment of reality television!

Zach imagines a new Hooters for crabs, Jared lights a fire to incite a crab revolution, and Adam super doesn’t want to touch a crab.

Talking Points Include: Summer Heat, Mystery Flush, Poseidon’s Ocean Monopoly, Co-op Crabbing, Touching a Crab, Crab Guns, Boiling the Sea, Ocean Caste System, Ellen Page Beach, The Shopping Mall Armory

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June 1, 2020

ProCo Episode 112: Marry Me Beach Boy – Ultimate Tag

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We can all think back to the good times we’ve had on a playground, and no matter who you are, we have all played the de facto king of playground games. Ask anyone and they will tell you, there’s nothing quite like a rowdy game of Clog The Slide. Get ready to feel that nostalgia for being smashed inside of a dark tube! Oh yeah, and we talk about a game show too.

Zach is scared of being smushed, Jared reignites our passion for a classic playground game, and Adam has a stroke while thinking about J.J. Watt.

Talking Points Include: Masked Singer Watch, Adult Tag, Fake Fan Base, Taggers vs Hounds, Colosseum Rules, The Watt Sisters, Clog The Slide, Playing Our Punch-Em’ Card

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May 25, 2020

ProCo Episode 111: 🤵 + 💩 = 💰 – Emogenius

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Look, we know that the entertainment industry is facing a crippling financial crisis due to long term shutdowns and social distancing orders. Well here at ProCo HQ, we think it’s the perfect time to start thinking outside the box. As soon as we turn Marlon Brando into poop, the world can start to heal, one emoji at a time.

Zach believes people will pay to take a photo with clouds, Jared thinks WonkaVision is the answer, and Adam wants to bring emojis to life.

Talking Points Include: Happy Birthday Tarzan, Jurassic Park Feedback, Lizard Brains, Texting Culture, Sir Poopy Stewart, Emoji Park, Mr. Wonka’s Chocolate Biodome, Big Marlo Brandon

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May 18, 2020

ProCo Episode 110: This One’s Just For The Boys – Ballbreakers

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What’s up, bros?! We’re glad you can all be here for beer and roughhousing! Ya know, just boy stuff! Lets make friends with a toy cowboy, knock Santa off the roof, and then transform into a dog! Ya know, guy stuff! Now lets trick Tim Allen out of his entire net worth in a series of increasing side bets over a game of pool! Ya know, just some boy stuff!

Zach knows a lot about Christmas with the Kranks, Jared truly wants to scam Tim Allen, Adam is convinced they need to perform a Globetrotters level stunt.

Talking Points Include: Light Energy, Dance Flowers, Grunt Bets, Doing The Columbo, The Last Real Man, A Live Grunt Experience, Roughhousing With The Boys, Grunt Contest

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May 11, 2020

ProCo Episode 109: Randy Johnson The Forbidden One – Catch 21

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A bit of blackjack advice to those who have enough sense to take it. Never split tens, always stand on a hard seventeen, and if the dealer turns The Left Leg of The Forbidden One SPRINT OUT OF THE BUILDING! Once Yu-Gi-Oh meets blackjack someone’s grandpa is going to the shadow realm, and these three hot pharaohs are taking that knowledge to the bank on Catch 21.

Zach pitches a way to battle with baseball cards, Jared once played the Harry Potter trading card game, and Adam knows way too much about Yu-Gi-Oh.

Talking Points Include: Custody of The Boy Wizard, Dudley’s Path, A Trivia Way of Life, The French Prince, Building The Forbidden One, an An Anime Lesson, Save the Grandpa Save the World, Fighting Baseball Cards, Zach’s Dream, Invoking Yu-Gi-Oh Rules, Handsome Spirit Pharaohs

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May 4, 2020

ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

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“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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April 27, 2020