ProCo 220: I, Edbot – Remote Control

What do the United States Supreme Court, the soul of Mister Ed, and Adam Sandler’s film career all have in common? Truly nothing, but we still somehow managed to talk at length about each of these topics in this episode. These bad MTV game shows always bring out the best in us. Anyway, get ready to be strapped to an arm chair and have snacks poured on your head while a bunch of stereotypes ask you trivia questions, because late 80s MTV was a wastoid teen going through puberty in the form of a television network.

Zach has watched no recent music videos, Jared gets spanked by the supreme court, and Adam ponders the soul of Mister Ed.

Talking Points Include: A Speed Update, Fastest Kid in the City, The Golden Era of MTV, Reaching Across The Crack, Prize Raps, Music Video Philosophy, Revisiting Top Gun, Mister Ed Soul Transfer, Adam Sandler: A Serious Director

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ProCo 198: MTV Will Smash Your Grandma – Trashed

Here’s some free advice, from the game show professionals to you, dear listener. DO NOT offer any of your personal items to MTV if you don’t want them to get smashed. This includes, but is not limited to, Michelangelo’s David, The Declaration of Independence, a cage of tigers, and/or your biological grandmother. Arm yourselves with knowledge, people.

Zach’s carabiner is keeping the tigers at bay, Jared is holding a grenade, and Adam has dirt on Chris Hardwick.

Talking Points Include: Baseball is Closed, Government Lock-Ins, Presidential Bowling, The Hardwick Bell Curve, The 90’s Vibe, I Am MTV, Game vs Show, Historical Document NFTs

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ProCo Episode 139: Augustus Gloop Flavored Axe – Singled Out

The World is always telling you “No.” No, you can’t come into the factory without a Golden Ticket. No, you can’t chew that bubble gum or you’ll turn into a blueberry. Get off of that camera Mike, or you’re gonna get zapped into the TV. In a world full of “No’s”, only one body wash is brave enough to say “Yes, go ahead and shove yourself face first into that chocolate river.”

Zach thinks of James Bond ice cream flavors, Jared wants to meet a Geico mascot, and Adam comes up with a killer slogan.

Talking Points Include: All Hail the King, Double-O Raisins, A Stinky Garbage Gameshow, The Axe Marketing Team are Cowards, A Free Dinner Would Be Nice

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ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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