Manifesto

A spectre is haunting CBS – the spectre of Baby Geniuses. For too long Les Moonves has exploited the cuteness of children: but children are smarter than we think, and the Contestants will see these babies get the full value of their labor. Come, Babies! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Zach coaches Little League, Jared finds a way to destroy Fox News, and Adam doesn’t have the Talking Stick.

Talking Points Include: A Club About Books, 16 Smart Jokes for Adults, Send My Emails to Alfonso, No One Buys Bubble Gum, The Plot of Baby Geniuses, Urban Merch, Das Kapital Jr.