ProCo Episode 155: King Kong Needs Work – Shipping Wars

You may think it’s weird. King Kong is having career trouble. Didn’t he just have a movie come out? Well, that was mostly shot in 2019, and the job market for Big Monkey has been tough in Hollywood. So if you hear of any open gigs give him a call, would ya? On a different note: do you know anyone who can lift a 35,000 lb statue? We gotta move a big Bean out of the city and get it to Houston by Tuesday.

Zach wants to control the rivers, Jared has absolutely been to a Bob’s Big Boy, and Adam wants to trim the fat.

Talking Points: DIY Cameo Hollywood Squares,  Shitty Ice Road Truckers, You Can’t Have a Big Boy Without the Big Boy, Southbound and South, Up the Bean, Kaiju vs, Caillou, Yukon Cornelius Fan Fiction

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ProCo Episode 145: Jake “The ‘Oops I Ate My Snake Again'” Roberts – Battle Dome

Look, this ain’t that fake pro wrastlin’ BS you see on tv. This is the real deal, where enormous men are paid money to punch you, kick you, and prevent your success. So for assistance, we are turning to the one thing in the building that we feel that we can identify with. No, it’s none of the human beings, but do you see that snake over there?

Zach explains British slang, Jared devises a Federal Wrestling Project, and Adam attempts to flex his limited knowledge of pro wrestling.

Talking Points Include: Sledding Stunts, Boxer Based Public Transportation, Referee Shorts, Wrestling Relief Programs, Dementor’s Kiss, The Rude Dude Bubba King, Crunch of the Night, Under The Dome, Snake Hypnosis

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