ProCo 249: The Patron Saint of WikiLeaks – The Elf on the Shelf: Sweet Showdown

Every year, Scout Elves appear in the homes of children to watch them, determine if they’re naughty or nice, and report back to Santa. At least that’s what parents want them to think. We three full grown Professional Contestants know better, and we also know how to leverage the same tactics against our opponents in this “sweet making” competition. You better watch out, you bette not cry, because this elf is a saint and your sins WILL be judged.

Zach is confounded by Catholicism, Jared got Grinched, and Adam really hates these elves.

Talking Points Include: Christmas Caper Turned Holiday Heist, Sweet Makers, The Elfs’ Arbitrary Rules, Throat Blessings, Saint Dog, Saint Elf, Saint Julian Assange

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ProCo 248: POV You Steal Christmas – Lotería Loca

For years, game show producers have been asking the same question over and over: How can I make a boring game interesting for people to watch on television. Like Bingo, for example. Can it make a good game show? As it turns out, no. But if you make it colorful, musical, bilingual, and add a charming host and some salsa dancers you sure can come close.

Zach had a perverse Spotify Wrapped, Jared didn’t know people could play multiple instruments, and Adam wants Raven Simone in Smash Brothers.

Talking Points Include:  A Big Captain Jack Year, Sad Movie Talk, Kong In Charge, Game Shows Oompa Loompas, TikTok Live, Grinch Turned Off Body Cam, The Monty Hall Problem, Cheating At Bingo, Groundhog Day Meets National Treasure

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