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ABC, you miscalculated big-time. You thought making adults dress up in diapers and bonnets would be embarrassing, but these three full-grown man babies have captured America’s heart. And whether you like it or not: we’re the babies, gotta love us.

Zach punches up some reality shows, Jared pines for good playground equipment, and Adam is well aware of Wario’s strength.

Talking Points Include: Badlands Chugs, Feeling Icky?, We’re All Babies In The Real World, Kardashian Kart, Wario Ware Game Show, Baby Like Money?, Wario is Capable of Anything, Elon Musk is Real Life Wario