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ProCo Episode 164: Al Roker the Wizard Slayer – Nick Arcade

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It’s the Summer of Summers y’all! Crack open a cold one, get your butt to the water, and get ready for the HOTTEST game shows of the year. Like this one: we got 90’s Nickelodeon energy, some very stupid video games, and Al Roker is gonna fight and kill a wizard. This is the good stuff.

Zach has a Malcolm Gladwell update, Jared knows how weathermen are born, and Adam knows someone who hates wizards. 

Talking Points Include: The Spiciest Tipping Point, We Gotta Talk About The Evil Wizard, Adam’s Personal Bedtime Audiobook, We Crave Good Hosting, A True Weatherman Never Dies, Al Roker Gets The Final Blow

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July 5, 2021

ProCo Episode 163: Borat the Video Game – The Mad Dash

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What’s up guys!?! MrBeanFan69 here, and today I’m doing an any percent speed run of Love Actually: The Game. Now you’re going to want to main Keira Knightley to start, but eventually you are going to get the Queen to knight each of your playable characters, INCLUDING Billy Bob Thornton. How does this relate to a game show you ask? Don’t worry about it.

Zach predicts the next Johnny English film, Jared doesn’t trust The Wheel of Fortune, and Adam fears becoming Tim Allen in a board game.

Talking Points Include: All SuperTippers go to SuperHeaven, Let’s Do Funny Bits For Adam, The Game of Life is Bad, Jumanji Rules Football, 2000s Movie Video Games, 100%-ing Love Actually

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June 28, 2021

ProCo Episode 162: Adam’s Got This One – Bumper Stumpers

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Kick back and relax folks, because it’s apparently an easy week for us. Adam Decker, Big Man on Campus, has claimed that this game show is EASY. SIMPLE. NOT A CHALLENGE FOR HIM. No need for tricks, shenanigans, or fun and wild plans, because he’s just gonna win the game show as is. But this show’s got a message for you, bub: FUKADM

Zach busts out some puns, Jared confuses his Justins, Adam has got this game show in the bag.

Talking Points Include: Politeness Traps, After You Mr. Porter, Justin and Jennifer, The True Adventures of Wink Martindale,  The Mr. Wilson Shared Universe, Not Stumped By These Bumps, Very Good Puns That Everyone Likes

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June 14, 2021

ProCo Episode 161: The Good Garage – American Inventor

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The one thing that everyone in America can use – for storage, for inventing, for grilling paninis – is a really good garage. Especially one that will absolutely NOT harm your parents in any way. Hi, we are three brothers just chasing the American Dream, and with the help of Tony Shalhoub, we will ensure that no parents are ever injured in garage related accidents ever again.

Zach proposes a “Good” cinematic universe , Jared defends his hatred of Dadaism, and Adam pitches an idea for peperoni underwear.

Talking Points Include: Mail Time After Dark, Vibe Check No. 1, The Nobel Prize for Oobleck, Vibe Check No. 2, Tony Shalhoub’s Phone Number, Oops! All Goldbergs, Building a Better Garage, Vibe Check No. 3

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June 1, 2021

ProCo Episode 160: Deez nuts, Brute? – Friend or Foe

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Look gang, we have done 160 episodes of this podcast, so if we’ve done this plan before you will have to forgive us. But I mean, come on, when someone proposes adding nut kicks to a trivia game show, how can we NOT talk about it for the whole episode? We’re only human.

Zach’s jewelry makes slurping noises, Jared has been holding out about Jimmy Hawaii, and Adam in involved in a Westing Game.

Talking Points Include: Estate Sales, Road Couch, Phantom Slurps, The Vaudevillian Crook, Groin Kick Capital Punishment, The Golden Age of Nut Shots

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May 24, 2021

ProCo Episode 159: Saw is a Jack-Ass Rip Off – 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show

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Ok: Jack-Ass was on the air from 2000 to 2003. Saw debuted in 2004. You can put the rest of the puzzle together. We hate to cause drama, but it’s about time someone said something. We just want to make sure Mr. Knoxville gets credit where it’s due.

Zach compliments Jack-Ass, Jared creates a better version of The Circle, and Adam points out a flaw in dunk tanks.

Talking Points: That Night In Morocco Under the Desert Moon, Let’s Say Cruella Got Her Wish, A Nice Man in the Dunk Tank, Houdini Saw’d Himself, Classic Jackass Humor, You Guys Want to DO This Thing?!

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May 10, 2021

ProCo Episode 158: Schrodinger’s Humpty Dumpty – Idiotest

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If the story of Rumpelstiltskin can teach us anything, it’s this. 1: All riddles must have finite answers. 2: All riddles can be solved by quick witted heroes. 3: All riddle askers will eventually go home, get drunk, and wildly scream the answers to their riddles. All we’ve gotta do is follow this riddle troll home.

Zach finds himself in the middle of a Shrek debate, Jared is the resident Humpty Dumpty expert, and Adam proposes a set of inherent riddle truths.

Talking Points Include: Making Dad Friends, Baba Yaga Transportation Methods, Classic Riddle Stories, Rumpelstiltskin’s Blunders, Moderating a Humpty Debate, Shrek Polls

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May 3, 2021

ProCo Episode 157: JTT’s In The Cradle – Assembly Required

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We once again find ourselves in a competition where we are severely outmatched by our opponents. With this one being a building competition, we’re just gonna throw what we know and make a big Pinewood Derby car. Buttttt… if we happen to also perform a moving, patriotic tribute to fatherhood and the troops? Let’s just say we know who Tim Allen’s favorite will be.

Zach is a Pinewood Derby champion, Jared was runner up for best in show, and Adam has gotta catch em’ all.

Talking Points Include: What Do Bugs Like?, Jurassic Planet, Ride or Die Frenemies, Beyoncé: From Destiny’s Child, Boy Scout Engineering, Mission Accomplished, Kalefornia

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April 26, 2021

ProCo Episode 156: Mr. Banana’s Bachelor Party – Only Connect

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Sometimes we find ourselves face to face with a game show that is clearly much too difficult for us to succeed at. So… do we buckle down, study trivia, and train our minds to be better at critical thinking? Of course not! We throw an enormous party and fabricate events that make whatever we say technically true!

Zach has a new endorsement for his comedy career, Jared once again tries to force Sherlock Holmes, and Adam gets the boys to guess what is in his hand.

Talking Points Include: The Travis Scott Aldi Cart, Saving Our Laughter for God, Gramp Stamps, Scrooge’s Big Turkey Heist, The Great Goofy, A ‘Max from Goof Troop’ Type, Mr. Banana Attorney at Law

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April 19, 2021

ProCo Episode 155: King Kong Needs Work – Shipping Wars

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You may think it’s weird. King Kong is having career trouble. Didn’t he just have a movie come out? Well, that was mostly shot in 2019, and the job market for Big Monkey has been tough in Hollywood. So if you hear of any open gigs give him a call, would ya? On a different note: do you know anyone who can lift a 35,000 lb statue? We gotta move a big Bean out of the city and get it to Houston by Tuesday.

Zach wants to control the rivers, Jared has absolutely been to a Bob’s Big Boy, and Adam wants to trim the fat.

Talking Points: DIY Cameo Hollywood Squares,  Shitty Ice Road Truckers, You Can’t Have a Big Boy Without the Big Boy, Southbound and South, Up the Bean, Kaiju vs, Caillou, Yukon Cornelius Fan Fiction

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April 12, 2021