ProCo Episode 125: Jesus Christ’s Perfect Three-Pointer – The American Bible Challenge

And I said “When I needed you most, you left me.” “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you. Never, ever, during your trials and testings. But When you saw only one set of footprints, it was because I jumped over your punk-ass and dunked on you from the half court line. Get your defense together, my child.”

Zach advocates for Jeff Foxworthy’s editing skills, Jared makes a bad salt joke, and Adam compares the podcast to the Bible.

Talking Points Include: Maybe Seals?, My Room Mate Would Love This, Pacing Sins, Creative Cloud: Your Forever Friend, Punch-Up the Jeff, Jesus is a Fox Main, Let the Lord Dunk on You, Digimon is Bible Now, No Aslan Jokes Here

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ProCo Episode 118: Chop Mommy for the Dark Side – Jedi Temple Challenge

Greetings, young Padawan! Three rules, the Jedi have. DON’T hit Mom with your laser sword. DON’T fall to the Dark Side. DON’T hit Dad with your laser sword.*

*It’s okay to hit Dad with your laser sword.

Zach defends the Phantom Menace, Jared defends smoking, and Adam is unsure on whom to chop.

Talking Points Include: Everybody Gets a Star War, Return of The Summer of Summers, Kids’ Prizes, Becoming Cool Evil Ambassadors, Dark Side Make Over, Jedi Signing Day, Smoking is Cool

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ProCo Episode 108: Hot Frasier – The Challenge

“I say, Grapes. This chardonnay is truly exquisite.” “It would be more exquisite if you weren’t drinking it out of a RED wine glass, Hot Frasier.” Now imagine this scene surrounded by a bunch of hot coeds and they are all doing physical challenges. That’s some irresistible television! Welcome to our self sustaining sitcom within The Challenge.

Zach is Hot Frasier’s Hot Dad, Jared is Hot Frasier, and Adam is Grapes.

Talking Points Include: Fighter Pilot Nicknames, Frodo Confusion, OG Reality TV, Fruit Names, Redoing Sitcoms, Sibling Rivalry, Hamlet Monkeys, A Self Sustaining Frasier Ecosystem

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