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They just don’t make kids game shows like they used to… but should they? After some market research, our studies show that kids just don’t like slime anymore. However, is this because we just aren’t giving them enough of it? In this paper, The Professional Contestants aim to explore how the type and amount of slime used in childrens’ entertainment programming directly corresponds to how cringe the slime is perceived.

Zach is more imaginative than any child, Jared has a strict criteria for proper slime, and Adam humbles himself before the Las Vegas Aliens.

Talking Points Inlcude: The Big Mysterious Sphere, Humpty’s Prowess, Rocky Uses Protection, The Wisdom of Summers, The Right Amount of Slime, Slime Ratings, Tubby Custard, Eating Play-Doh, The Superior Building Toy, 3D Mouth Printer