Things we know about MasterChef: Gordon Ramsay is mean, you’ve gotta cook real good, the title of MasterChef doesn’t really hold any clout. Things we know about Halo: Bill Gates created it, there’s a bunch of space tech and aliens, Master Chief sounds kinda like Master Chef. Logically, we’re gonna put those hands together. MasterChef better watch out, cause it’s about to smell what The Chief is cookin’.

Zach knows nothing about Halo, Jared knows nothing about Halo, and Adam knows a little bit about Halo.

Talking Points Include: Grandma’s Exotic Meats, Gordon Shows, RuneScape Capes, Bill’s Bathtub Buddha Time, Master Chef Fraud, Sonic x Frodo, Master Chief’s Eating Habits, Cooking with Space Tech, Pitbull’s Space Party, A Permanent Life as The Chief