When hunting a geographically gifted criminal mastermind, it can be near impossible to track her down, let alone predict where she is going next. But if we could lure her to us with Mike Ditka and a bottle of malort, now we’re getting somewhere. The Contestants are after the world’s most mobile thief who puts the Miss in misdemeanor as they take on Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego.

Zach thinks Carmen Sandiego is a bird, Jared thinks Carmen Sandiego will want to steal the first hat, and Adam thinks Carmen Sandiego has the power of teleportation.

Talking Points Include: Birthday Week, Ruff Housing, Rockapella, World’s Best Henchmen, Wildest Thefts, Return to Shoe, The Most Chicago Things, Batman Galas, Malort Tracking Device