Look, we don’t want to frighten you, but just know that we are here to win, and if things don’t go our way all it takes is a couple of toots on this whistle and the place will be swarming with beefcakes in seconds. So why don’t you just ignore the fact that the big Plinko board is tilted and let us rack up a few million real quick. Nothing short of an actual earthquake is gonna keep us from robbing LeBron blind on The Wall.

Zach wants to cause an actual earthquake, Jared discovers a catch-all safety net, and Adam is overconfident about the Plinko odds.

Talking Points Include: Jared’s Apology, Chicago Elections, Carey v James, Monkey Ball, Detective Hardwick, Faking an Earthquake, Rock Nerds, Beef Payments