Many people believe that the time we are born affects the kind of people we become. In this case, we’ve got to do battle with eight beefy warriors who are all riled up and evil just because they were born on a “dark day.” Looks like we have two options: change their birthdays, or tickle them until they stop.

Zach worries about when he can eat cake, Jared tries to punch up the Olympics, and Adam would rather be tackled than take a standardized test.

Talking Points Include: Fantasy Narrators, Mail Time, Pro Wrestling Vibes, Speared by Regis, Historical Heels, Rules and Discipline Daddy, The OK Go Challenge, A Big Annie Finale