And I said “When I needed you most, you left me.” “My precious child, I love you and will never leave you. Never, ever, during your trials and testings. But When you saw only one set of footprints, it was because I jumped over your punk-ass and dunked on you from the half court line. Get your defense together, my child.”

Zach advocates for Jeff Foxworthy’s editing skills, Jared makes a bad salt joke, and Adam compares the podcast to the Bible.

Talking Points Include: Maybe Seals?, My Room Mate Would Love This, Pacing Sins, Creative Cloud: Your Forever Friend, Punch-Up the Jeff, Jesus is a Fox Main, Let the Lord Dunk on You, Digimon is Bible Now, No Aslan Jokes Here