ProCo Episode 26: 1-800-BRENDEN-FRASIER – Shark Tank

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It may be Shark Week, but the only Sharks the Contestants care about are the ones strapped with cash and knee-deep in Party Wine. So get ready to invest listeners, as we pitch you a product you never knew you needed: the ability to smell just like Brenden Frasier.

Zach does birthday chores, Jared starts a hotline, and Adam chickens out of a mustache.

Talking Points Include: All the Birthdays, Human Woman Punches Fish, Mark Cuban’s Party Wine, Talkin’ bout the Mummy, Stanky Cebs’, Pierce Brogsnog

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July 24, 2018

ProCo Episode 25: 5 Miles Out We Start Punching – Cash Cab

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Ay, whatcha got there? Your fancy money-cab needs a tow? Well ya pals ova at the ProCo Towing Agency can help you no problem….. SIKE: YOU’RE ON THE BUCK TRUCK NERD!!! NOW ANSWER OUR RIDDLES!!!

Zach doesn’t know New York, Jared is exhausted, and Adam drops the Corn Bread rap we’ve all been waiting for.

Talking Points Include: The Sleep Cycle, Kidnapping, Game Show Reactions, Road Trip!, Ben Bailey is a Genie, The Smart Part of New York, Scott Bacula is in the Cab, The Buck Truck, Corn Bread Beats

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July 21, 2018

ProCo Episode 24: Plan B – Best Bits Ep. 1-7

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The Contestants are all really busy, alright! Get off their backs! Check out this highlight reel from some of our earliest episodes.

Zach doesn’t really know much about audio editing, Jared has an hour commute in the mornings, and Adam never gets off work before 9:00 PM.

Talking Points Include: The Price is Right, Deal or No Deal, Candy Crush, Hollywood Squares, 2018 Winter Olympics, HQ, Family Feud

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July 11, 2018

ProCo Episode 23: Post Traumatic Kangaroo Disorder – To Tell The Truth

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With the opportunity to lie directly to celebrities in front of all of America, The Contestants discover the chance to usurp some celebs and make a long overdue dramatic sequel.

Zach becomes Sean Bean, Jared becomes Joel McHale, and Adam becomes Sarah Silverman.

Talking Points Include: Two Realies and One Falsie, Paul Bunyan’s Ox, Ignoring The Elephant, Bullying Bullies, I Am Joel McHale, Celebrity Identity Theft, Kangaroo Jack 2, 2003 in Film, Tempting Anthony Anderson, Eating Sean Bean, Some Pigeon Names

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July 2, 2018

ProCo Episode 22: Cracking The Peace Nut – The Price is Right: Summer Beach Party

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Crack open a Bud Light Orange, lay out in the sun, and join The Contestants for this first official episode of summer. While brainstorming the best way to fix the underwhelming dud that was this year’s Price is Right Summer Special, The Contestants find themselves in the perfect position to organize the largest party of all time and finally bring about world peace.

Zach must have watched Don’t Mess With The Zohan recently, Jared commits a mustache sin, and Adam debates his official DJ name.

Talking Points Include: A Summer Dud, Eviscerate the Pigeon, Beach Flavored La Croix, Live from SeaWorld, Orca Whale Showcase, 3×3 Private Island, Sea Rats, Tug Boat Puns, The World’s Biggest Beach Party, Solving World Peace, Air SeaNSea, Mediterranean Sea Reviews

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June 25, 2018

ProCo Episode 21: Ah! Real Ghosts ;) – Couch Potatoes

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As the Summer of Summers comes to a close, the Contestants decide to pursue a moral victory to earn the forgiveness and respect of their good friend Marc. That lasts about 20 minutes and they decide to dress up as ghosts instead.  

Zach provides the score, Jared works the fan base, and Adam does a good.

Talking Points Include: Adam’s Last Stand, The Fan Base, Pigeon Babies, DUNKED, Mr. Alaski’s One-Man Show, The Summers’ Canon, ;), AH! REAL GHOSTS!, The Chimp Returns, Zach Is The World

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June 18, 2018

ProCo Episode 20: The Resistible Rise of Marc Summers – What Would You Do

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The Contestants suddenly find themselves in a very real position to organize a coup against the President of Nickelodeon.

Zach really wants some apple pie, Jared is concerned about the type of audience What Would You Do could attract, and Adam stumbles onto some vital information that changes everything.

Talking Points Include: A New Wipeout, Pie Eventually, Coaster Poems, The Nickelodeon Tyranny, Kids Choice Elections, Facilitating the Messy, 500 Days of Summers, Zach’s Very Good Dr. Phil Impression, Nickelodeon Political Puns, A Running Primate

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June 11, 2018

ProCo Episode 19: Definitely Not Chris Hansen – Double Dare

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The Contestants have to tread lightly as they debate the best way to be accepted onto a game show that only admits child contestants: Double Dare.

Zach takes on the role of a single dad / spin doctor, Jared ponders the legality of being a little boy, and Adam worries about how many times Jared has said ‘Little Boy.’

Talking Points Include: National Doughnut Day, Sneaky Emails, Y2K Logic, Origin of Slime, Busch Gardens, Cousin Griffin, Perfect Innocence, The Hardships of a Single Parent Household, Double Disguises, One Inch Stilts, Gym Scooters

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June 4, 2018

ProCo Episode 18: The Summer of Summers – Cram

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The Contestants are proud to announce their very first holiday: a season-long celebration of  game show host and producer Marc Summers. To kick this party off right they discuss a game show that Marc Summers only hosted once, and a show that may or may not break the rules of the Geneva Convention.

Zach slaps the bass, Jared investigates war crimes, and Adam gives credit and takes it away.

Talking Points Include: The Living is Easy, The Summer of Summers, Pause this Episode, The Rules of Cram, War Crime?, The ~Strangest~ Things, Marc Summers Did a Cuss, A Good Property Brothers Bit, The Importance of the Audience, A Half-Formed Idea, Jared’s Ex-Girlfriend, A Rabbit Hole

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May 28, 2018

ProCo Episode 17: Live From Merv Griffin’s Tomb in Las Vegas Nevada, It’s Bob Barker’s Doing Merv Griffin’s Crosswords – Merv Griffin’s Crosswords

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The Contestants stumble upon the realization that producing is where the real money is and hatch a plan to reboot and revamp an old boring game show to start raking in that dough.

Zach reveals his new chill persona, Jared is haunted by theme music, and Adam sides with some haters.

Talking Points Include: A Chill Intro, Lots of Beans, Lame Contestants, One Man Studio Audience, The World’s Most Expensive Attempt to Finish a Crossword Puzzle, Big Band Coconuts, Our First Great Plan, Finding a Cross-Daddy, The Tomb of The Pharaoh Merv

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May 21, 2018