ProCo Episode 66: What Wayne Wants – Let’s Make A Deal

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Often, the most dangerous situations are disguised in a false sense of security, and the bizarro world to everyone’s favorite pricing game is no different. We have dealt with him before, but now Wayne Brady is on his home turf, and there’s no telling how much improvised singing will be needed to best him at his own game. The Contestants are finally stepping into the wacky, costumed, zonk filled world of Let’s Make A Deal.

Zach wants to make Wayne a deal he can’t refuse, Jared is convinced Wayne wants his voice, and Adam comes to the realization that Wayne wants for nothing.

Talking Points Include: Unachievable Dream Derby, Yu-Gi-Oh Horses, James Cameron’s Solo Podcast, Kangaroo Son, Hush Hush Wayne, Ariel Got Zonked, A Biddle of Fold, Grandpa Watch

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May 6, 2019

ProCo Episode 65: Pounds for Pugsley – The Amazing Race (Part 2)

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It’s an episode so nice, we did it twice! Welcome back to our plan, where we’ve apparently decided that we didn’t give the rest of Fester’s family enough attention in the last episode. The Contestants expand on their already solid plan and figure out not only how to sneak a third twin in and out of the race, but also how to get both laces AND velcro onto the same shoe. We’ve spent double the time planning, so naturally we’ll have double the success on The Amazing Race.

Zach could talk forever, Jared has Pugsley on the mind, and Adam goes real tall and real fast.

Talking Points Include: A Recap, Drew Carey Watch, Pugsley Chat, Tattoos From Og, Shitty Riddles, Presetting Festers, Peeping Phil’s Itinerary, Aesthetic Laces, Spanish Town Conference, Toilet Cam, Uncle Flash Mob, Jerry’s Bee Transformation

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April 29, 2019

ProCo Episode 64: A Thoroughly Modern Fester – The Amazing Race (Part 1)

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Welcome all, to the first game show we’ve faced thus far that is SO BIG we’ve split our plan into TWO (2) episodes! So this one is all about getting on the show, and if we all have to shave our heads, wear trench coats, and hide from the sun for months to make it happen, then so be it. There’s gonna be some stiff competition as we jockey for a spot on The Amazing Race!

Zach is throwing a Jolly, Jared is hosting a Stinker, and Adam is having a Honker.

Talking Points Include: Midwestern Luau, One Honker of a Game Show, Kitchen Snake, A Spicy Relationship, Our Best and Our Worst, Becoming Three Twins, The Fester Situation, Arch Sweat Snapple, The Amazing Lace, Golden Hour Video

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April 22, 2019

ProCo Episode 63: Nine Angry Hamlets – Unan1mous

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When the Hell tormented ghost of a playwright with unfinished work hands you a copy of one of his very good plays, don’t ask questions, just do the play! And if you cooperate not only will you get the chance to perform it on Broadway, but you wont get dragged to Hell. How’s that for a good deal! The Contestants are going to have their cake and eat it too as they both produce the next big hit on stage AND win a cool million on Unan1mous.

Zach is the ghost, Jared literally wants to murder, and Adam thinks memories are weirder than potato soup.

Talking Points Include: Closing Time For The Big Dance, Tiny Dancer In The Wind, Potato Soup Pensieve, A Reluctance to Lie, Ghost Pilot, Million Dollar Performance, New Hamlets, A Makeshift Set, Touching The Ghost

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April 15, 2019

ProCo Episode 62: Locomotive and the Beef Quake – The Wall

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Look, we don’t want to frighten you, but just know that we are here to win, and if things don’t go our way all it takes is a couple of toots on this whistle and the place will be swarming with beefcakes in seconds. So why don’t you just ignore the fact that the big Plinko board is tilted and let us rack up a few million real quick. Nothing short of an actual earthquake is gonna keep us from robbing LeBron blind on The Wall.

Zach wants to cause an actual earthquake, Jared discovers a catch-all safety net, and Adam is overconfident about the Plinko odds.

Talking Points Include: Jared’s Apology, Chicago Elections, Carey v James, Monkey Ball, Detective Hardwick, Faking an Earthquake, Rock Nerds, Beef Payments

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April 8, 2019

ProCo Episode 61: Steeped Beast – The Chase

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So if it takes 12 hours to cold brew tea, and 3 minutes to steep it hot, then we can probably get someone to tell us their life story in an hour or so if we are all in a hot tub. That tracks, right?? Prepare for our new novelty interview show where we are going to steam the secrets out of professional quizzer “The Beast” and Slumdog Millionaire our way to a win on The Chase.

Zach is Papa Pup, Jared is Confident Boy, and Adam is Boss-ko

Talking Points Include: Ruff Housing, Chaser Nicknames, Walking the Talk, National Treasure 3, Contestant Guild Personas, The Mystery of Boss-ko, Slumdog Beast, Jacuzzi Secrets, Tea Math

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April 1, 2019

ProCo Episode 60: Plunged Under – Take the Money and Run

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Do you think you have what it takes to successfully hide a case worth $100,000 from a team of trained investigators for 48 hours in your home city? We sure don’t, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying! Also, on an unrelated topic, you haven’t somehow seen the movie Flushed Away have you?

Zach thinks he would do well in interrogation, Jared thinks he would do well in solitary confinement, and Adam thinks he would do well in neither.

Talking Points Include: Return of the Pigeon, Library Movie Submission, Blackout Hiding, All Access Police, Poo Case, $100,000 Inconvenience, Info Overload, Toilet Museum, Chicago Flushed Away

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March 25, 2019

ProCo Episode 59: StudMan’s Sex Book – Silent Library

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When they go wild, we go mild, and when dealing with a game show that is as wild as this week’s, we are turning to our most bland experiences for inspiration: elementary school library classes. Find the nearest outlet! The Contestants are wheeling the TV cart into Silent Library.

Zach doesn’t laugh, Jared looks to Disney characters for assistance, and Adam searches for a new nickname.

Talking Points Include: Lifetime Movies, Casper The Sexy Ghost, Zero Hype, Nickname Auditions, An Ursula Plan, Disney Pyramid Scheme, Funny Monks, Poker Night, StudMan’s Sex Book, Library Movies

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March 18, 2019

ProCo Episode 58: When Werewolves Drink Their Beer – The Iditarod

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The Iditarod is upon us! The brave musher and sled dog teams participating in the event are rushing to Nome as we speak. As we learn more about the marathon, we have begun to realize that it may be a little more difficult to win than we first thought. But don’t worry, we’ve played Beerio Kart and watched Van Helsing before, so I’m pretty sure we’ll be alright.

Zach drinks his beer at the end, Jared drinks his beer at the start, and Adam drinks his beer throughout.

Talking Points Include: A Ruff Start, Balto’s Significance, Battling Alaska, Gatorade LeBron, Beerio Kart, Layover Strategies, Wilderness Uber, Athletic Werewolves, Vampire Dogs, Our Script Is Revealed, Naming Our Team

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March 11, 2019

ProCo Episode 57: The Macaw of Truth – Animal Planet Zooventure

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE IDITAROD HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! Buuuuuutt, it’s like an 8-10 day race and we still have some time so what if we just talked about a mediocre animal themed game show filmed at a zoo? Yeah, let’s do that. Animal Planet Zooventure here we come!

Zach is fooled by true/false questions, Jared launches a new Big Dog segment, and Adam confuses Hunter and Dundee.

Talking Points Include: Early Iditarod Predictions, The Masked Singer Watch, Ruff Housing, Messy Kids, Funny Falling, JD’s Confessions, Bird Hippo, Befriending the Macaw

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March 4, 2019