ProCo Episode 136: Ricky the Rat-Man Rup’d My Grint – Million Dollar Money Drop

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We spend 20+ minutes talking about the rat guy from Harry Potter. Yeah, the man who turned into a rat and lived in Ron’s pocket for 5 years. There’s other stuff in there too, and it’s all really funny, but most of this episode is dedicated to the rat discussion. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

Zach brings up Rupert Grint, Jared pitches new slang, and Adam doesn’t understand how Inspector Gadget works.

Talking Points Include: Threat Talk with Adam, Zach, and Jared, New Slang, How the Grint Rup’d Christmas, Ricky the Rat-Man and Ronald Weasley

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November 23, 2020

ProCo Episode 135: The Baby Genius Manifesto – Child’s Play

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A spectre is haunting CBS – the spectre of Baby Geniuses. For too long Les Moonves has exploited the cuteness of children: but children are smarter than we think, and the Contestants will see these babies get the full value of their labor. Come, Babies! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Zach coaches Little League, Jared finds a way to destroy Fox News, and Adam doesn’t have the Talking Stick.

Talking Points Include: A Club About Books, 16 Smart Jokes for Adults, Send My Emails to Alfonso, No One Buys Bubble Gum, The Plot of Baby Geniuses, Urban Merch, Das Kapital Jr.

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November 16, 2020

ProCo Episode 134: The Man With the Golden Gun and Also an Eviction Notice – Downfall

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Ah, shoot. Professional assassin Scaramanga tied James Bond up to a death trap and has absolutely RUINED the communal entertainment space on his condo’s roof. The HOA warned him about this behavior, and now Scaramanga has a PERMANENT BAN from the building. He’s out of luck, but three idiots need help winning a roof-based game show: and they’re willing to cut a deal.  

Zach prank calls his dad, Jared wants to get on a super villain’s good side, and Adam celebrates a Transformers/WWE crossover.

Talking Points Include: Zach’s Incredible Couch and Golf Story, How Taft Became President, The Greatest Show Men,  FEED ME GRITS, No More Jafar Jokes Allowed, The HOA Ruins Everything, Mama Mia Tailgate Party, What’s in it for Scaramanga?

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November 9, 2020

ProCo Episode 133: America’s Funniest Home Videos – Saw III

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You cannot win Saw III. You can barely WATCH Saw III. Hopefully, you can listen to us hate Saw III.

Zach hates Saw III, Jared hates Saw III, and Adam hates Saw III.

Talking Points Include:  What else can you make with Tom Riddle’s name?, The Worst Tradition, They Keep Doing It, Birthday World, Micheal Jackson vs. Paul Revere,  America’s Funniest Home Traps, Jigsaw Didn’t Say “Kill Me”, Trap Talk

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October 31, 2020

ProCo Episode 132: Protect Donny Osmond – Hell’s Kitchen

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There’s no time to explain. Plug in your headphones and download this episode, because if you don’t we DON’T KNOW what will happen to Donny Osmond. We can’t take this risk. 

Zach knows a lot of Sean Astin movies, Jared has never seen Rudy, and Adam doesn’t know any Sean Astin movies. 

Talking Points:  555-AMERICAN-IDOL, Flavortown Abbey, Repent Food Sinners, Death to the King of Vegas, All Aboard the Teller Train, Maybe Do a Rudy?

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October 19, 2020

ProCo Episode 131: This Game is Gross – Total Blackout

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We’re not going to lie: this might be the scariest game show we’ve done yet, and not for the reasons you’d think. No ghosts, no serial killers, no buckets of blood. Just the actor who played Urkel and a pitch black room. Your chances of being murdered? Zero. The chances of you licking blue cheese off a naked dude’s body? 100 percent. 

Zach learns a new meme, Jared wants to be Bane, and Adam pitches a Sonic the Hedgehog/Family Matters crossover episode. 

Talking Points Include: Mouth Sounds, The Nighttime Nasty Man, The Dog Hole, Family Sonic, Smell or Hear?,  Bane Impressions (I Guess)

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October 12, 2020

ProCo Episode 130: A Hot Room With Brock Lesnar – Hellevator

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It’s time to Snake, Rattle and Roll everybody! It’s Snake With Big Teeth Month, and that means it’s time for us to scour the bowels of the Internet for the scariest game shows out there. And while a snake with big teeth is maybe the fifth(?) scariest thing imaginable in the world right now, The Contestants are here to do what we do best: intimidate the production crew of game shows with our karate moves.

Zach angers the Haunted House Workers demographic, Jared revisits his favorite rules, and Adam is comfortable sharing a small room with Brock Lesnar.

Talking Points Include: Snake & Rattle & Roll, Jonathan Price is Late for Breakfast, Final Call for Chainsaw, Jared Smith’s Haunted House Rules, A Hot Room with Brock Lesnar,  The Feared Als, Sean’s Gotta Eat

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October 5, 2020

ProCo Episode 129: Let’s Go Eat Some Human Bones – Don Adam’s Screen Test

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DO NOT BE ALARMED. No one is eating any human bones of any sort. We’re just practicing our monologues for the Big Dinosaur Auditions coming up. The future of entertainment is Dino, and the Contestants are ready to be stars. WARNING: there are spoilers for the Dinotopia miniseries that came out 18 years ago. 

Zach does a fat dino, Jared can’t do a dino, Adam is upset that his dinosaur is a nerd. 

Talking Points Include: A Gremlin Took It,  Lost Episode, “Breakout” Role, Deckers Do A Dino, “Let’s Go Eat Some Human Bones”,  America is Ready for a Dinotopia Reboot

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September 28, 2020

ProCo Episode 128: Baby Wants It, Baby Gets It – I Survived A Japanese Game Show

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ABC, you miscalculated big-time. You thought making adults dress up in diapers and bonnets would be embarrassing, but these three full-grown man babies have captured America’s heart. And whether you like it or not: we’re the babies, gotta love us.

Zach punches up some reality shows, Jared pines for good playground equipment, and Adam is well aware of Wario’s strength.

Talking Points Include: Badlands Chugs, Feeling Icky?, We’re All Babies In The Real World, Kardashian Kart, Wario Ware Game Show, Baby Like Money?, Wario is Capable of Anything, Elon Musk is Real Life Wario

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September 14, 2020

ProCo Episode 127: Long Island Heist Tea – Awake: The Million Dollar Game

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Think: when was the last time you washed a quarter? If your answer was anything other than “never”, you’re a liar. Those things are filthy grubby germ houses, and these cash-strapped boys can’t wait to clean (and steal) 4 million of them.

Zach names a book, Jared rails against the high price of babies, and Adam reprises his greatest role.

Talking Points Include: Shellebration, Honey Roasted HALO, We Bought a House, Netflix Bringing the Heat, Abolish Baby Rent, Mr. Bundles’ Dirty Quarters, Danny Ocean Style Heist, Seriously These are Dirty Quarters

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September 7, 2020