There’s a secret to being a pop music sensation that many people don’t know about. We here at the Professional Contestants, however, have cracked that code, and we are here to share it with you. I mean, sure we are also going to use it to our benefit by distracting a bunch of celebrities to win at a charity event, but you can know about it too. Lean in close now… Young. Hot. Uncle. Thank us later.

Zach thinks some of the pilgrims were alright, Jared has a great mental attitude, and Adam needs to find a young hot uncle.

Talking Points Include: Not All Pilgrims, Thanksgiving Hot Takes, Celebs Steal Our Strats, Hitting The Ball Hard, Yuncles, #MaureenWon, Lauper Copter