Fact No. 1: Anyone is more intimidating when they are on a horse. Fact No. 2: Horses are super powerful and can definitely beat you up. Fact No. 3: A horse can take on five armored knights simultaneously if the horse also has armor and knows karate. Need I say more? We are riding this horse straight to the Armored Combat League and becoming the champions of Knight Fight.

Zach thinks the horse should be part of our armor, Jared thinks the horse should know karate, and Adam thinks the horse should be fake.

Talking Points Include: Gatorade Hot Tub, Taking It Easy, Disappointing Fights, Eight Way Joust, Cootie Knights, Chitty Chitty Neigh Neigh, Nerd on a Horse, Big Jake and Thumbelina, The Air Bud Defense