Gather around children, and the Professional Contestants will tell you the story of when Jesus and his disciples went on a game show and fed the entire crew with a single lox bagel. Is it a true story? Probably not. But if I were you I wouldn’t punch the guy. Just in case. American Gladiators is our church, and if you don’t Christ is down here playing Own The Bone you’ve got another guess coming!

Zach is Derrick, Jared is Mr. Trumpet, and Adam is Nipz.

Talking Points Include: NYC Bingo Revisited, Jimmy Fallon The Slime Man, Building Our Gladiators, Blue Man Hibachi, The Caesys, Sweeties Down Under, Interview Skills, Beefy Jeezy, Feeding Of The 5 Billion, Buff Judas