When we first laid eyes on the Big Board, we knew that something about it was familiar. That’s because we are a cultured bunch and are familiar with the story of Harry Potter. We must respect the Sorting Hat, and likewise, the Big Board… but if it tries to sort us into the Whammy house ONE MORE TIME we’re gonna stab it with a sword! The Contestants are going magical and getting lost in their own metaphors as the face Press Your Luck.

Zach has it out for childrens’ science magazines, Jared knows too many Peacocks, and Adam is upset by the logistics of a stealthy Basilisk

Talking Points Include: Bird Bar, Wild Peafowl, ProCo Hall Of Fame, Discovery Kids, The Sorting Hat, Snakes and Swords, Hogwarts’ Big Pipes, The Heir of Big Bucks, Chamber of Whammies, Big Board Prophesy