Brackets Ep. 20: Always a Taft, Never a Lincoln

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As we continue forward with our new Brackets format, we welcome a newcomer to the fray! The self proclaimed Awkward Uncle of our podcasting family, Heston Charres, joins the debate as we discuss the limits of party snacks, personifying bathroom appliances, and real life consequences for board games.

‘Pop-Whiz’ vs ‘Mashed Potato Volcano’

‘The Barter System’ vs ‘Scream Cheese’

‘Shaking Your Booty’ vs ‘Criss-Cross Applesauce’

Featuring: Heston Charres

Host/Mixer: Jared Smith

Editor: Adam Decker

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July 24, 2019

Brackets Ep. 19: Whiskey For My Men, Beer For Your Dad – Professional Contestants Crossover

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Maybe you’ve heard of Professional Contestants before? Ya know, it’s the other podcast we produce. Well if you never got around to listening to it then open up those ears because your favorite Bracketologists are bringing it right to you! Welcome to the crossover of our two shows, serving up the quality ranting of ProCo in the semi-organized format of Brackets.

‘Avocado Ghost’ vs ‘An Oxford Holla’

‘Pringle Bells’ vs ‘Passive Aggressive Plant Names’

‘A Really Successful Bake Sale’ vs ‘OLD Brew’

Featuring: Zach Decker, Jared Smith, and Adam Decker

Editor: Adam Decker

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July 9, 2019

Brackets Ep. 18: Tournament of Champions Vol. 1

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As season one of Brackets comes to an end, it is time we take a look back at our favorite winners of previous Brackets and honor those suggestions. We do this by dragging them back out and making them fight one last time in one mega Bracket! Only one can enter the Ultimate Brackets Hall of Fame as the winner of our first Tournament of Champions.

‘Horse Tinder’ vs ‘He Needs Some Milk’

‘Cremated Blue Man’ vs ‘A Really Looooong Spoon’

‘Fronch Vanilla’ vs ‘A Binch With Box Wine’

Featuring: Sam Otter, Caroline Hale, Kristi Durkin, Stephen Mackey, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

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June 26, 2019

Brackets Ep. 17: Pat The Onion, Baby!

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What happens when you bring together a group of people who don’t know the difference between jello and jelly, dolphins and porpoises, or Bowser and Professor Utonium? Most certainly the answer is, this episode of Brackets. Listen as we dream up brand new sitcoms involving landlocked sea creatures and ponder the possible replacement of Powerpuff Girl Bubbles with Princess Peach.

‘A Little Cuppa’ Somethin” vs ‘ A Scaredove’

‘Nips And Dip’ vs ‘Moving With Porpoise’

‘To Whom It May Concern’ vs ‘Five Dollar Credit Card Minimum’

Featuring: Alex Goodman, David Vornholt, Corinne Florentino, Jenny McPherson, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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June 12, 2019

Brackets Ep. 15: How (Dil)do You Do?

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Have you ever wondered which ancient philosopher was the sexiest, whether you should brag about that time you fell down, or how weird is too weird when passing down an heirloom? The panel of Bracketologists becomes divided as they take on these issues and put the practicality of puns on trial in episode 15 of Brackets!

‘An Old Wooden Dildo’ vs ‘Double-Bubba’

‘Fly Ball, Ladies’ vs. ‘ Toes That Are Too Long’

‘A Jellyfish With Bones’ vs. ‘Giraffes With Short Necks’

Featuring: Elizabeth Allen, Audie Deinlein, Kevin Tognetti, Jared Smith, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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May 15, 2019

Brackets Ep. 14: Four Blue Lads From Liverpool

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Everyone knows the iconic foursome that changed music forever. You know, the British invasion guys. They were all bald and painted blue and they played the drums and caught marshmallows in their mouths. We’re thinking of the same group, right? Regardless, these blue guys are important, and their genetic makeup is discussed, along with socialist dogs, sexual communication, and fresh footwear in this episode of Brackets.

‘Bark for Socialism’ vs ‘Baby Body Builder’

‘Shark of the Covenant’ vs ‘Formal Crocs’

‘Home School Mascot’ vs ‘Air Horn’

Featuring: Kyle Tomlin, Nate Odenkirk, Kristi Durkin, Kerry Stevens, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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May 1, 2019

Brackets Ep. 13: Beetle Juicery, Beetle Juicery, Beetle Juicery

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We think highly of our Bracketologists. We wouldn’t bring them into the studio to make these important decisions without the utmost confidence in their competency and intelligence. That being said, we can’t explain how these five people can’t piece together the plot of Beetlejuice! Regardless, grannies are idolized, syphilis is encouraged, and the role of pork is disputed in episode 13 of Brackets!

‘More Like The GRAPE Gatsby’ vs ‘Wham, Bam, Thank You Ham’

‘Syphil-YAS!’ vs ‘April Tools’

‘Alge-bruh’ vs ‘A Fuzzy Remote’

Featuring: Megan Gray, Liam Collier, Adam Levonian, Corinne Hastings, and Zach Decker

Host: Jared Smith

Mixer/Editor: Adam Decker

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April 17, 2019

Brackets Ep. 12: Thotronto

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Did you ever wonder what it would sound like when five people argue about how they picture an eating utensil in five vastly different ways? Well now your dreams can come true! When adding two brand new Bracketologists to the mix, gophers are adopted, sex positions are created, and beef is most certainly NOT reheated in this hot, no holds barred episode of Brackets.

‘April Juuls Day’ vs ‘Gopher Trophies’

‘Bro-ing Out of the Closet’ vs ‘Cold Beef’

‘I’ll Take “Popular Prisons” for 600’ vs ‘Toucan Samuel’

Featuring: Sam Otter, KJ Snyder, Sara Dirks, Stephen Mackey, and Zach Decker

Host/Editor: Adam Decker

Mixer: Jared Smith

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April 3, 2019

Brackets Ep. 11: There’s More Than One Way to Tease a Mouth

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This may be our most in sync group of Bracketologists to date, but that doesn’t exempt the episode from Brackets’ signature twists and turns. We are still doing the important work of answering questions like “How do gophers fit into the economy?”, “What might compose a lime’s one man show?”, and “Why would Biddies even want titties?” Make way for this large and in charge episode of Brackets!

‘Bananagram Split’ vs ‘Gophers? In This Economy?’

‘Llama Lia’ vs ‘A Slutty Orange’

‘Lulu Lemoncello’ vs ‘Make Way For The Meat Wagon!’

Featuring: Jake Rosko, Jenny McPherson, Caroline Hale, Adam Decker, and Zach Decker

Host/Mixer: Jared Smith

Editor: Adam Decker

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March 20, 2019